Noname117

Granted. It is only named that because you were stranded on it and died I wish for an aircraft to be named after me

Only double posting here so that I don't wind up killing the game. First riddle posted by someone else will be the next riddle to be guessed on, as I am feeling too uncreative to make a riddle myself.

Fine, you got me Zekes, cause he'll just reply anyways

But someone else here is just as likely to sneak a post in before he sees it. And then I got ninja'd badly. Sorry people. (Hey, I can still deny zekes a victory though) Also, I learned that the iPhone's autocorrect hates zekes' name I'll go with who Zekes said (Andrew)

Granted. I change the definition of the word "horribly" to mean "extremely nicely." You then die in a fiery lava pit on some planet only 6 miles away from its star after having eaten a ghost pepper. I wish for a life

Seeing as he hasn't shown up, I doubt he will reply to you next. Oh wait, i have now... Sorry. Zekes

Not until you posted that sentence. Know any good places to buy Russian hunting rifles and a sword of some kind? The user below hates my boring name .

Granted. It is jammed down and the only key your entire keyboard detects. Every message you post on the KSP forums and elsewhere now looks like this: "++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++" I wish I wasn't sick

I tend to play Arma 3, War Thunder, X-Com Long War, Xenonauts, and watch random youtube videos!

Must I really command this ship with this Santa hat?

4/10 I've seen your posts before

Now I remember why I didn't reply to this thread. If I got something right, I knew coming up with something new will be hard for me. I'll still do it though. Give me a second to make it up and get on my computer and off this smartphone. Update: actually, the riddle will be the first one posted by a following poster

I already know I am going to sound like an idiot for suggesting this, but I want to say "a telescope." By any chance can we know if the rain is a metaphor for something else?

Granted. You are trapped in a room with spinning circular blades covering every portion of every wall, the ceiling, and the floor. You are stuck levitating until you die of either oxygen depravation or thirst. I wish the thread I started with my aircraft had more comments

A tornado comes by, picks all the sharks up, and heads in a direction away from me. The next poster is in the path of the sharknado, and is too close to it to get out of its path.

3/10 I remember your avatar, just not from where or what you did

Not me but let's give EladDV another try

Granted. They also become laggy I wish I was actually paying attention to the plane I'm flying in War Thunder right now

No, how could you possibly have it wrong... (your words) I summon overfloater!

A: You necro'd an old thread which should probably have remained dead B: And why was this comment necessary?

Holy crud that thing looks incredible (and beautiful)! Wish I could give you more rep, I think I gave you some on your blackbird recently

Nope (now you reply) Zekes (your turn to reply now Ikeneko)

Nope, my house isn't a dog LABHOUSE

Options to hoax landings and other things? (Sorry, looked too long at the "Arguments against the moon landing conspiracy theorists" thread)

Nope! Whip a star!