Noname117

I deliver a super-awesome flying spinning rocket-assisted ninja-kick straight to mikeman's face. With that kind of awesome move, it is pretty clear that the hill is dethroned for me to take. My hill.

Banned for assuming that was an assumption

Clear! you aren't supposed to see this text, it is just filler so I don't have to say something like "10 char"

Granted. It is a significantly large one traveling at significant speeds, and you just happen to be standing in the spot it will hit. I wish for a specialized engine (and intake for it) which can act like a jet engine in eve's atmosphere

5/10 Just some links, so visually unappealing, but there are some nice spacecraft to be shown if you click on them.

That guy who is posting on every forum game at the moment (except the one where I guessed he would reply next)

Do you see a forsaken smiley face that haunts troublemakers on the forums? SmartS=true

Granted. You get Overfloater's wish from 2 pages ago, the one which Sun was unable to corrupt because wishing to be burned alive painfully was enough of a corrupted wish in itself. Have fun! I wish to not have a wish.

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No no no! Its a perfectly harmless placebo. Call off the assassination attempt, he knows. Waiter! There's a lot of coins in my soup!

10/10 been stalking the "naval battle club" thread long enough to know to be terrified of your Dreks

767: The Boostilia goes extinct after some hooligan with a flamethrower wandered into the only patch of forest on Kerbin containing Boostilias. Nature conservation groups rise.

Granted. Turns out you got a land-sharktopus, and it escapes its cage, and fakes its way into a home and eats some poor man. After giggling a bit, you are arrested by the police because you should have been looking after your pet. Also, turns out the land-sharktopus is an endangered species, so owning it gets you more jail time. I wish loading 7 fighter jets in KSP at the same time did not cause much lag.

Granted. A tornado rips a space bar off of a keyboard and hurtles it straight into your forehead at 217mph On a similar note, I wish for a stonefishnado. (Give me a good corruption here, stonefish have killed people via pain)

Granted. The Waffle restaurants close at 8 pm, and suddenly everyone, including you, has to sleep outside (since the waffle restaurants don't let anybody in them after closing). In the meantime, just to torture everyone who suddenly lacks the joys of indoor heating, suddenly global warming reverses, plunging the Earth into an ice age, Elsa becomes real and the predictable happens, a gigantic comet hits the earth and its dust blocks out the sun, the sun decreases in size and heat output, and the Earth spontaneously moves into a farther out orbit, while aliens decide to dump a massive load of snow on the Earth, and... alright this corruption is getting too long. Essentially, you turned all of humanity who doesn't work in restaurants into people-sicles. I wish I didn't over-complicate that last corruption.

Because you lose the game whenever you think about it, you get your wish granted by having your brain shut down. I wish I now didn't have to say "I've lost the game."

Sorry Mrrpamplemousse?

I apologize for the inconvenience of stepping in before he did. I'll guess Overfloater (and with that it will probably be Sun).

Granted. But it turns out that the universe is highly unstable, so "living horribly ever after" only lasts a few seconds before you completely cease to exist. I wish I hadn't been too lazy to change my avatar picture and signature from my Christmas images during the summer.

You steal overfloater's wishes and pretend they were yours (reference to a wish corruption used against me just a little bit ago). Now you also get burned alive in a wish bad enough to be unable to be corrupted further. I wish for a decent warship in KSP

Danny must've removed the "might awaken kraken" warning label we had put on him earlier when we made him mission controller. And that "how to awake the dead" book should come with a warning label to not give it to Danny as well! Same as the "how to give anything superpowers" book! Bop crashes into Laythe.

Granted. None of the rooms in the building have heating, so now it's freaking COLD inside too! (o_0) I wish I could build SSTOs as large as Overfloater's

Danny must've touched our shrink ray. If we don't receive insurance coverage for this, we'll let him keep it. Which is not good for anyone. So I suggest you cover this incident. One of your atomic rocket motors experiences a meltdown shortly after takeoff.

Our North Korean best-jets do not break, so it must have been Capitalist sabotage!!! Just like the last 12 times. You fly your jet into the water so you can do some intake skipping.

This might actually be possible to do. A couple of months ago I did experiment with a variable geometry wing aircraft (The XNAFA-9) which used a system which copied that of the working cargo bay on the below thread to allow its wings to change in sweep (and move forward or backwards a bit) http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/threads/92798-K-29B-bomber-Y-38-fighter-%28stock-props%29?highlight=y-38 The test program was a complete failure though. The wings were completely unstable, and had to be kept in the forward position just because it was slightly more stable there. They were way too floppy, as in the wings were slanting themselves upwards in kind of a shallow V (which they weren't supposed to be doing, it was glitching through some pieces attached to the fuselage) and sometimes deciding to completely rotate around into the fuselage, either damaging or destroying the wings, and, at least one time, the middle of the fuselage (the only fatality in the program if "revert flight" didn't exist). Using landing gear on the top and bottom of the wings to stabilize them actually worsened the problem. And the wings only rotated 10 or 15 degrees or something. I didn't get any pictures of it before .25 came out and ruined it, but I can show the ruined version and inner mechanism to prove it at least existed (or as much as something can on the computer). The inner mechanism to sweep the wings: Point is that variable wing aircraft may be a possibility if in the hands of someone better at the game than me. If the wings can be stabilized in some manner to not start bending upwards or suddenly doing a 360 through the fuselage, then your variable wing tomcat may be able to be built. Or you could detach the wings but use built in hinges to allow them to rotate, and then some pushing and pulling mechanism to allow them to rotate. But both options do seem heavy and bulky, so I'm guessing that really the only uses for variable geometry aircraft would be for aesthetics, aircraft which need to shift their center of life, or for aircraft in FAR or NEAR. Quick afterthought: If you want more than the 10 degrees my wing was shifting, you could try using two of the mechanisms, one to sweep it the first 10 or 15 degrees and a second one to do it again.