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Noname117

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  1. Hand over the documents before my friend under the table, who is holding the gun, punishes you for delaying. Waiter, I'm pretty certain that's arsenic in my soup.
  2. Granted. You hack into squad's computers and take the update in its current, incomplete form. Then squad looks at this forum post and discovers that you illegally hacked into your system, and sues you for much of your money, and bars you from ever playing KSP again. I wish that the next poster's wish involves bacon and platypuses.
  3. Granted. They all tragically die in tomato gun accidents. I wish I liked bacon more than I already do.
  4. Granted. The sun dies, and thus you die a cold death thinking about how useless your thousands of solar panels are. I wish I had 3 more wishes.
  5. I would avoid pushing that button simply because I'd miss the Danny videos. Push the button to go to Stanley's heaven (If you don't get the reference, it is probably best not to answer)
  6. Judging by the arrow in the picture of the route, you went backwards
  7. Also, do I need to get the plugin if I plan on recording my lap and posting it on youtube? Also, work on my car is going well. It can handle most tight corners without needing to slow down, and can easily get through the railings by the astronaut complex at medium to high speeds.
  8. Working on an entry at the moment. I must ask though, how strict is the "not going on the grass" rule? I know you get disqualified for it if you do it intentionally to cheat, but what if you come off of a sharp turn and one of your front wheels briefly goes onto the grass before you correct it and get it on the pavement again. That type of miscalculation, in general, would actually make the route slightly longer, so is it legal or illegal?
  9. With lights. And music. Lot's of music. And an audience. How do I shoot a sword?
  10. In career mode, I had sent a 3-kerbal (in 3 pods) science vessel, equipped with multiple goo canisters and 3 of those miniature mobile science experiment container things into munar orbit. The purpose was to overfly the mun's biomes and gain science from EVAs over the different biomes and from crew reports and science experiments at different heights (I also lacked a science report from Kerbin's high orbit, which would explain why I had the 3rd experiment container). I first got most of the science I could from the close to equatorial orbit, and then decided to adjust the orbit to pass over a crater which I needed science from. The engines from the stage which had put my spacecraft into munar orbit ran out of fuel, but I still had one more stage left, and plenty of fuel in it. However, I had set this rocket up to be a bit more efficient on the space key, so that it would only take one push of they key to both detach the stage and ignite the next engine. And, out of habit, I pushed space twice. Now my rocket was being uncontrollably pushed by the now detached stage, which was on full throttle and with plenty of fuel. And I was pointed in a way such that the science vessel was being de-orbited. A turn using the reaction wheels, however, did get the craft pointed so it would exit munar orbit to enter an eccentric Kerbin polar orbit... but now I had to get rid of the engine so it wouldn't push that orbit into one where Kerbin's sphere of influence would be left. Somehow managing to remain in control of this situation, I began rotating the craft, eventually to a point where the engine finally came loose and flew off looping into the distance. Once in Kerbin orbit, returning the crew home became a matter of getting out and pushing... which was not fun, considering I was pushing a 3-capsule craft with a chain of science experiments attached down from a periapse of over 2 million meters. After a couple dozen EVAs, the craft was finally on a return trajectory (which timewarp screwed up the first time, passing me through Kerbin and back to the apoapse again). I am glad to say all that science (and the 3 kerbals) returned to Kerbin intact and unharmed, though I do wish I could've gotten a bit more from the trip.
  11. Simple! I'd use one of Danny's planet busters to destroy the planet, allowing me to see through it. How would you land an aircraft with only 1 wing?
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    I''d make a large amount of bacon. How would you react if you went to sleep at night in your bedroom and woke up on the deck of a Nimitz-class aircraft carrier in the morning.
  13. I think there may be a third coming close to 6500 at -6.6357, 113.5767, and one above 6200 at -14.4580, 71.9385, but other than those all the other peaks just barely seem to pass 6000. Though I would say that making this challenge about climbing the six-thousanders seems appropriate, I would guess that would be the highest 12 to 15 mountains on Kerbin (appropriate when compared to the 14 "8-thousanders" here on Earth). Testing of a VTOL plane-rover for rough terrain has begun, and hopefully by Thursday or Friday I'll be flying them out to discover the height of the peaks of the other 6000-ers and near 6000-ers.
  14. I think (I am not certain of this though, do not take my word on it) that the .99 and the .95 are used as a way of "categorizing" items. For example, items with a .99 might be at normal price while items with a .95 may be on sale.
  15. Using kerbal maps, it looks like there are at least 10 peaks above 6,000m on Kerbin, though possibly several more simply because the map does not give the precise highest point of a mountain, just points nearby.
  16. They need to nerf the procedural budget cuts in career mode. I don't care if they are realistic, they make it too hard to launch rockets once you're halfway through the tech tree!
  17. If you don't care for science or accurate physics, War Thunder could be a good option
  18. I clone myself with the handy clone-matron 6001, give the clone star-wars like armor I found in a crate, give him a laser gun conveniently placed in another crate nearby... and force him to don glasses so he can accurately hit you.
  19. Granted. It kicks you in the face instead. I wish for a flashlight.
  20. Woke up today and decided to build a Su-27 inspired aircraft, and it turned out beautifully: I'll probably have a download up sometime soon Also have my Mig-19:
  21. Probably try to build a large mothership capable of bringing a lander to each planet, then get bored during construction and abandon the project... then come back a couple of weeks later, only to make some major staging or fueling mistake forcing the crew to return to Kerbin by getting out of their spacecraft and pushing. What would you do if you saw some guy at a restaurant eating pasta?
  22. Floor 712: You are forced to walk on hot charcoal. The effects of the pool are undone!
  23. Can already-built space shuttles be modified for the competition?
  24. 452: Open all the water bottles and stick a small chocolate bar inside each one. (Then, of course, you close the lids before anybody notices.)
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