Noname117

Banned for your inability to incomplete a sentence.

I press the non-existent button and nothing happens Press the button to have a 50% chance of poisoning the cat in the box, and a 50% chance of not poisoning the cat. You can never know the result.

Banned for less than infinity posts.

Granted, they start going through astronauts as fast as KSP agencies go through kerbals when Jeb is in charge of building the spacecraft, so fast that a draft is made for astronauts. You are picked and die in space. I wish KSP .25 was out already in its full form.

Granted. It is built out of dirt, has a low ceiling, and only enough room for you to stand in it. Oh, it also lacks internet connection. CORRECTION: But it runs away, joins a racing team, and when you bet a ton of money on it it loses. I wish that this message becomes invisible

banned for lack of banning, PUNISH him for denying my Christmas spirit several days after!

... an inanimate, obsolete...

Limitation: Can only bang keyboard against nearby objects I will be trying to type the letter "n" Attempt 1 (against headphones):,m (only 1 letter and a comma off!) Attempt 2 (headphones again): klmkljkn Attempt 3 (again, headphones): ,mn (getting closer) Attempt 4 (I now try a chair): ,m Attempt 5 (chair again): ijkmn (took forever for my computer to type something) Attempt 6 (computer monitor): jn Attempt 7 (monitor again): bn Attempt 8 (my moniter can do this, c'mon): hbnh Alright, I give up, I'm done! I can't even figure out how to type a single letter with this stupid keyboard. I'm either doing something wrong or this thing is broken!

6/10 I like the quote, but that seems to really be all there is about it (Yes, what EA did to Spore was bad. The entire trick to liking it is to build cool creations which aren't designed to be used)

Banned for trout slapping. You can only do that in restaurants in parallel universes

7/10 unimpressive ribbons, but cool pixel art. Indeed, that is Spore, and all of the creations in both my avatar and sig are mine In the meantime, I must work on a new year's sig

I press, because I could sell it to some sucker. (Helix, enjoy your death of overheating. Look him up to know what i mean) Press the button to para-jump from an aircraft... I think you already know the risks.

9/10 Suits the KSP forums well, Jebediah, happy he's about to die, with the warning lights coming on in the spacecraft.

Well, your signature tells me you are Russian, like talking to people through your computer, and are competitive about computers.

Banned for not living in canada

Granted. Fuel tanks, propane tanks, fish tanks, and other tanks for liquid storage become these giant chickens. This starts the Great Chicken War, in which chickens rampage over the world and the army blows them up via airplanes and tanks. The war lasts 3 years, and by the end of it a 3rd of the human population, including you, your family, your friends, and all semi-close acquaintances you have met in real life, are killed. The Earth is now covered in giant chicken feathers and chicken guts. Liquid storage also becomes non-existent, causing shortages in oil and water, along with aquariums. I wish I could tar the Earth after the Great Chicken War

Granted. of course, your now posted wishes all end in you dying through pain I wish this wish doesn't get corrupted

Eeh, quotes are kind of plain to me 3/10

Does this possibly refer to atoms or molecules? maybe a specific one?

No, because a chicken can't help me with anything on the computer Press the button to become a supercomputer, being able to play any game you want to play on it, and being able to contact your family through the internet and see them through webcams, plus being able to inhabit your old body whenever you want (of course, still being connected to the computer). You would have better knowledge of history, mathematics, and science than any human on the planet, and you wold probably be able to speak every language on the planet. You could probably begin proving some of the most advanced mathematical equations, ones which have boggled the minds of mathematicians for years, and solve scientific mysteries which have boggled scientist's minds for years. However, your owner's username on the Kerbal Space Program Forums is Whackjob, and yes, he WILL install KSP and play it on you. Do you press this button?

The rocket contains a very volatile nuke that is proven to explode more often in every moment

Banned for allowing the ban

Banned for confusion, where did I refer to myself in third person, and banned for being ninja'd

Banned for clearly not looking at his avatar pic