Noname117

Banned for re-entering those lead satellites with kerbals on board

Granted. You can't remove the disguise and are forever forgotten about after you disguise yourself. The spaghetti gods are not happy about my wish not being granted I wish I was the 5101th poster on this forum page.

Jebediah rides his rocket through the hole in floor 679, forces you into it, and then past the bird war up to: Floor 680: where you are caught in the middle of "Polar Warfare 3, Christmas Miracle"

8/10 See you all the time in this section, which will be the only section on the forums I inhabit until I get either the Keburan or Kettysburg programs to lift payloads into orbit, or until I get a good sized war fleet

Granted. You vomit each time you eat, and nothing gets digested. You eventually starve to death trying to eat. I wish that the wish made by the granter of this wish involved spaghetti. I just gave you an opportunity to use your wish to corrupt mine, make GOOD use of it

banned for banning the banned

4/10 No eye candy?!

9/10 Fits your name perfectly well

Banned for the exact same reason as Ojam.

banned for unoriginality, everyone has already banned me for shuttle crashing

Banned for being more experienced at forum posting then Dan

Banned for lacking christmas themes in your avatar and signature

6/10 nice spacecraft

2/10 Personally not a fan of ponies, but at least Christmas is there

no christmas -359/10 (I'm a hypocrite) (Actually, 8/10, Canada is better than the US, and it fits your name) EDIT: I DID change it to a christmas avatar after this post was created, for those who don't get the "hypocrite" part

Banned because I also don't believe in triple jeopardy.

I have an air force of my own which I use to kill the US Navy and Canadian army... and you. I forget to step on the hill, so nobody's hill

5/10 some sort of logo I don't recognize but I know I should. I've seen a friend use that logo before, so it may be unoriginal. It will take more to get an opinion out of me!

Banned because I don't believe in double jeopardy (being convicted for the same crime twice)

Granted. There is SO much snow on Christmas that when you go outside you can't see anything. You trip on a fire-hydrant and get hit by a car. However, you somehow live, but as you crawl towards your house, a snowplow comes along and buries you in a snow pile. You almost run out of oxygen and die, but you manage to shovel your way out and get to your house. You get inside, and only an hour later your house collapses under the weight of the snow, and you are trapped in an air pocket in your basement. As you begin to die from lack of food and oxygen, you remember how your family didn't get you any Christmas presents, and you die miserable. Merry Christmas! (That may have been a harsh corruption) EDIT: Oh, when spring hits, there is so much melting snow that the oceans rise and swallow up coastal cities, causing trillions in damage and killing millions of people. (I think I just made an enemy on the forums) I wish the granter of this wish is a moderator of the Kerbal Space Program forums.

Granted. The main ingredient is sand I wish I didn't make a wish

Horse + Enchanted diamond sword = your death + my hill claim. My hill and horse

Granted. Of course, the price is jacked up by 100 times I wish for a Canadian soda

Just a confirmation: the guesses "wood" and "forests" ruled out "trees"

Granted. It's a stonefish you have to step on. I wish for a loyal stonefish minion to kill all those I don't like with pain.