Noname117

Banned for fake hating awesomeness and airplanes

Banned for stepping on a flaming kerbal flying through the atmosphere at incredible speeds to his death.

Limitation: Eyes closed, can only bang head on keyboard. Typing: noname117spore Test with just eyes closed: NONAME!!*SPORE (umm... looks like I held the shift key... only got one key wrong though) THE REAL TEST: K<MN hbn uhjkmn Wait... I held shift... DANGIT Again: hjbmn bn JKMN 1AQ Close enough (I managed to cause severe lag on my internet by typing with my head.

Granted, but some guy comes along and superglues and duct tapes it to the floor in a windowless room. I wish that the granter of this wish can't make a wish of their own

Granted. It tells time in martian days. Iwishnobodyusedthespacekeyanymore.

Granted, but the smell outside becomes unbearable a few days after every "snow" I wish that admins could stop being so abusive.

Granted. It's a roomba. I wish for a robotic minion which is fully loyal to me that I can order to kill moderators on this forum (So I can bribe them)

Floor 673: You see zombies. not slow moving zombies, fast moving zombies. And they attack you. They break your legs while you are in the elevator. You begin to severely bleed from their attacks and are knocked unconscious by them as the elevator begins rising again.

Banned for being a mudkip. That's not even a word!

Granted. It's in the form of a life-long coma. I wish this wish gets corrupted.

granted, but the cup's poisoned (to the touch). I wish that the person who grants my wish sees this

Granted, but a serious bug in your program causes your computer to melt down. I wish it wasn't too late to add a wish to my last post

I almost want to guess skyscrapers, but the death lines make that guess sort of weird... Maybe construction cranes? the millions upon billions and rows make that one not work... I'll think about it some more

banned for catching on fire because you were attempting to eat a flaming potato

I escape the explosion of Earth on a rocket and fly out to the moo. There I build a small colony which grows for several centuries, then they build a giant rocket motor on the mun and fly it into the debris field, causing much of it to form a ring around the moon and allowing the rest to build onto the moon. My great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandson's moon empire and debris ring

Granted, but it doesn't for winter vacation and doesn't for weekends. It also doesn't let you out on regular days. You have to wait until summer to have it close for a week.

Banned for rejecting Brian's eggnog.

I send wave after wave after wave of men at the hill until all the mines have detonated, then I shove you off of the hill and claim it. My hill, thousands of craters, and thousands of dead men!

Granted, but it comes with a 50% chance of being poisoned, and a 0% chance of being a lie (that's a lie) I wish these posts counted towards my total post count.

Banned for banning the wrong assaulter

Banned for unnecessary injury of Briansun1 by shoving him out of the window

I terraform the Earth so there are no longer hills. Vexx32's flat plains

423: Jebediah all of a sudden comes back from the dead and forms the religion of Jebtianity. 2 crossed SRBs becomes its symbol.

I blow you up with one of my airplanes and use the launchpad to launch a rocket up to de-orbit the hill and land it on the launchpad. My launchpad and buried tank which I happen to be stuck in!

Granted. You can't post at all. I wish it was a week later