In 1101 A.D, Leonardo the monkey went on a crusade against Tony the tiger, who had made a huge corporation in India which promoted the buying and selling of toothpaste- A deadly weapon at the time. 10 years later the war was still being fought, and one night in August, Leonardo was poisoned by Ronald Reagan, a well-know Civil rights activist. This ended the war and spawned a new trade agreement between Sony and Nintendo, who decided that heavier than air flight was impossible, and that trains were the best mode of transportation over land.