CatastrophicFailure

A Treatise on Baboon Legality in the Former Ussari Union

With the collapse of the Ussari Union, most existing restrictions regarding baboons were eventually lifted, thus, it is generally legal in the modern Ussari state to keep a baboon in one's trunk, provided said baboon is duly registered with the local Chief Law Enforcement Officer, and said keeper maintains a valid Baboon Owner's Identification Card. However, various localities may have tighter restrictions on high-powered assault baboons. It is also, technically, legal to carry a concealed baboon upon one's person, provided one also has upon one's person a valid Concealed Baboon Permit. However, to date no such permit has ever been issued, as the chief requirement is that one first demonstrate one is of sound mind and body,  and anyone seeking to carry a concealed baboon upon their person is quite obviously not the former, and would very shortly no longer be the latter, so merely applying for such a permit is ground for immediate denial. Unsurprisingly, this has not deterred certain unscrupulous individuals from attempting to unlawfully carry a concealed baboon upon their person.

But such cases also tend to resolve themselves quickly, and... messily.