Wait, what? *picks up megaphone* ALRIGHT EVERYONE MOVE IT! WE'RE TRANSFERRING TO THE HYPESHUTTLE! LOAD UP THE HYPEDROGEN AND THE HYPEROSENE! Edit: Wow, one post of mine then several posts on the other end? We have a LOT of hype coal now!
How much? We have a variety of boosters to keep you awake! The Seperatron is a good hangover cure and concussion-creator, the Trashcan will keep you up all night screaming in pain at the ER and the BACC will even speed up time for you! In the ER. No guarantee on waking up.' EDIT: Ladies and gentlemen, the engine manager of the HypeTrain is shutting down for the night. See you tomorrow and don't crash the hypetrain, GregoxMun...
Hey, over here! Selling tickets for the #HYPETRAIN over on this thread! Come on over for fun, games, food, drink and a LOT of hype. Just stay away from those guys with foaming mouths. They have Hype Overload Syndrome.
Just recovered all kerbals from all space stations in the Kerbol System using one mothership. It was almost a grand tour, except there were none to recover from Moho or Eeloo... All stations are abandoned. Recovery teams will be sent out ASAP if anyone survies the Kerpocalypse... Okay, over dramaticness over. Carry on.