Homer: Everybody in the USA, Hates their stupid neighbor, He\'s Flanders and he\'s really, really lame... Flanders tried to wreck my song, His views on birth control are wrong, I hate his guts and Flanders is his name. Lenny/Carl/Homer: F-L-A-N-R-D-S, Homer: He\'s the man that I hate best, I\'d like to see his house go up in flames. Lenny/Carl: F-L-A, Homer: His name is Ned! Lenny/Carl: E-R-S, Homer: That\'s a stupid name! He\'s worse than Frankenstein or Dr. No. Byrne: You can\'t upset him even slightly, He just smiles and nods politely, Then goes home and worships nightly, His Leftorium, is an emporium, of woe! Lenny/Carl: F-L-A, Homer: Don\'t yell at Ned! Lenny/Carl: D-E-R, Homer: His wife is dead! Everybody hates that stupid jerk! Byrne: Springfield rocks with Homer\'s joyous loathing, Filling clubs with angry Valentinos, You don\'t have to move your feet, Just hate Flanders to the disco beat. Homer/Byrne: He\'s your perky, peppy, nightmare neighborino! If you despise polite left-handers, Homer/Byrne/Flanders: Then I doubt you\'ll like Ned Flanders Or his creepy little offspring, Rod and Todd. Todd: That\'s us! Rod: Hooray! Audience: F-L-A, Apu: His name is Ned, Audience: E-R-S, Apu: He is so white bread, Choir: A smiling moustache geek who walks with God! Welcome! You do realize I\'m not being serious, right?