GreeningGalaxy

I make a sand castle, plant a flag, and declare it the GreeningGalaxy embassy to General Rarity's Beach, thus claiming its immediate vicinity as my territory.

Banned for adorable kraken with... is that a pistol or a hair drier? as your avatar.

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rhodium. or something. Astatine?

Whole thread banned for not being able to get over my Troll avatar. Double entendre with Homestuck Trolls / forum trolling not intentional, in case you were wondering.

No, but the gun cartridge has all the oxygen it needs locked inside it, and the worst part of the explosion isn't the fire.

Flaming Kerman Discovered the first evidence of extrakerbestrial life on Laythe.

Wrong.

...Implying that all your rep is from people trying to report you and missing? Banned because no way.

So, when do we get to see the results??

Banned because my FAR SSTO won't quit pulling to the right, even though there's not a single asymmetrical part on the thing.

Shooting a man for presenting ideas you don't like won't make him wrong. But in the meantime.

Although the initial explosion might have been strong enough to create a momentary black hole, the mass of the metastable neutron star was about equal to an average terrestrial planet, and thus far, far below the Chandrasehkar limit needed for it to become a regular neutron star, let alone a black hole. The collapsing system emits a gravitational wave which causes interferometer telescopes to flicker for parsecs around. I would lay claim to the cloud of dispersed neutrons, but seriously, who cares about dispersed neutrons?

Space - -

You didn't zap the planet quite hard enough. The rock parts don't have enough momentum to clear the gravity field of all the other rock parts, and the whole system eventually slams back into itself to form a rough, jagged 'planet' again. None of your mining stations survive the collision- even the ones that were on the outside of the contracting cloud and never were hit directly by another rock are still destroyed by the g-force of impact. I increase the local gravitational constant, overcoming the electron degeneracy pressure of the rock ball and causing it to form a tiny neutron star. Once it becomes perfectly spherical, I slowly lower the gravitational constant back to normal while compensating for shifts through adjustments of the strong nuclear force constant. At normal conditions, the neutron star is way too light to be a normal neutron star, but resides in a metastable state that prevents it from exploding. Touch my neutron star, I dare you.

Then it would destroy everything as its nuclei underwent fusion with the air. What if my hair was twenty feet long and wasn't affected by gravity?

Well, you know what they say about any landing you can walk away from. I accidentally deployed the emergency chutes (intended to be used after cockpit separation) during flight on my semi-glider plane. Usually, that rips the fuselage apart and leaves the wings to fly away. In this case, though, I was only doing about 20 meters per second about 400 meters above the runway, so my plane just turned up on end and dropped gracefully down, tail-first, onto the runway, then flipped over on its back. Miraculously, nothing even broke, so if I deploy the landing gear and figure out a way to flip the plane back upright, it'll be as good as new. Is it me, or are those procedural wings really really tough?

Igor Novikov would like to remind you that travel between parallel universes causes lots of very illegal timelike curves, notably closed ones. Also, I think that if travel between parallel universes were possible, then we'd have an infinite number of inter-universe travellers arriving at every point in space in every universe at every point in time, since there are an infinite number of universes.

pulling out the vacuum metastability event yet again because there's no way the USAF could do anything approaching squat against events of a solar/geomagnetic scale with any or all of their overfunded assets.

Banned for anti-interthreading emancipation grids. Which I totally endorse actually so I'm not sure why I banned you for them.

I aim a high-energy pulse laser at the lander from orbit, turning it into a crater, then perform a local-volume positive-negative matter reversion AND a Z-axis spatial flip simultaneously, converting the crater to a low hill. My fresh anti-crater.

Nonstop Kerman. Posthumously awarded the Kerbin Star after being the first kerbal to descend to the lower layers of Jool.

Banned because the song I'm trying to write sounds terrible but I can't figure out how to make it better.