GreeningGalaxy

I know that the keyboard technically lets us capitalize the first letter of every word, but I think that doing so makes getting your point across too easy and detracts from the challenge of posting on the forums. I mean, I know writing isn't competitive so it's technically impossible to cheat, but I don't capitalize every word because I like to write my posts realistically. /kspforumspeak

You get such a sandwich, but I won't go near you while you eat it. Not that that's a bad thing, because you're spared having to listen to me lecture excitedly about Linux, cosmology, and/or extrasolar planets. I wish I could go to Europa.

"No." The user below me has heard of Homestuck.

Do you have any particular music tracks you listen to that remind you of a particular astronomical body in the Kerbol system? I've always thought it would be cool if, instead of just looping the space music whenever you were outside Kerbin, KSP had a different theme track for each planet. If you were going to make a mod to do that (and didn't have to worry about copyright laws, since this is a hypothetical), what tracks would you use? A few pieces that I think capture my impression of Kerbol satellites: Jool: Laythe: Vall: Duna: Ike: Eve: Moho: So, has anyone else got tracks for the places I didn't visit, or their own sets for the ones I did?

I'll let you decide if, were I actually a moderator in disguise, I would tell you and blow my cover. For the record, I'm not a moderator in disguise. The user below me knows the eldrich secrets needed to convert mp4 files to mp3 on linux. (If you actually do please tell me because oh my god)

Wifi. Just everything about wifi. It works on mobile devices most of the time, but when it doesn't work, it will never tell you why it doesn't work. It'll just say "unable to connect to network" and then refuse any attempts to make it work. F[ ]k wifi.

The fact that I'm practically considered a boy because I'm tall, kind of strong, and have a low voice. Wanna trade bodies?

Tinychat link. Suspicious because it requires registerees to be 18 or older. 2/10 for clear skeeve.

The physics in Star Trek are actually just fine because the ships have thrusters! So why do you like KSP so much anyway?

When you draw maneuver orbit maps on your homework that the teacher puts little "?? please focus on your work" notes in red pen next to when you turn it in.

Ah, no, sir, but a common misconception. While many of the ingredients in your soup were indeed obtained from [DATA EXPUNGED], we can assure you, sir, that they are now firmly in our own reality at this time, and are extremely unlikely to cause any ill effects beyond [REDACTED] if consumed, and, by all accounts of our clientele, delicious. Enjoy! Waiter! There's a pair of antiparallel Krasnikov tubes in my soup!

In being three feet away from the origin of a supernova, I would have to be well inside the convection zone of the star, if not all the way inside the core. When placed there, my body probably doesn't even have time to be burned in any chemical sense before the electrons are stripped from my atoms and the remaining nuclei fissioned into lighter elements before dispersing. When the rate of photodisintegration in the star's core finally overtakes the power output of the fusion reactions and blows the star apart in a pair-instability supernova, I'm long gone. The supernova technically failed to cause my death, therefore I win. My three-dimensional projection may have been destroyed, but I still have the rest of my four-dimensional body, including tentacles, which I dip back into your universe, grab the next poster, and lift them out, exposing them to four-dimensional space. Three-dimensional matter doesn't generally like that sort of thing.

When you accidentally say that Europa is the second moon of Jool. Or that the planet with all the rings and Titan orbiting it is Sentar.

Since the tungsten rods look like mini-suns in their shock-heated plasma sheaths on the way down, the fraction of a minute it takes for them to reach the surface from the top of the atmosphere is more than enough time for me to see them, calculate their trajectories, and then get out of the way. I steal the next poster's phone.

B& for unauthorized exposure to [DATA EXPUNGED]. Please report to Site-17 decontamination facility immediately.

Magnetorquers

A mass of tentacles knocks squishily on your door and drops off a blackened, suspiciously-bound tome after accepting a signature made in your own blood. You try not to read the book, but it calls to you in your sleep, and one day you decide to take a peek and are immediately seized by Eldrich forces which compel you to read the entire book from start to finish. When your eyes are finally released from the last page, your hometown looks quite different than it did before... I wish being too hot didn't affect my health negatively.

When you spend a nonzero amount of time considering nuclear pulse propulsion as a legitimate method of lofting spacecraft into orbit from the ground.

I perform a spatio-thaumaturgical working on the quantum vacuum surrounding me, effectively rescaling the space in my immediate vicinity and putting a good kilometer between myself an everything else, including Shrek. I draw an apportation circle and displace the next poster into the space the previous poster is occupying.

That is not your soup, sir, that is an elevator. Would you be so kind as to use a different one? We are trying to film a music video in this elevator, sir. Yes, I know what it looks like, sir. Waiter! My soup is interacting with the quantum vacuum virtual plasma!

Banned for being an aircraft without a proper registry / airworthiness certificate.

It's basically as realistic as it comes (with a few errors, of course, but nothing major) and is so good at being a movie that it doesn't even have an "Everything Wrong With" youtube review like nearly every other movie of its genre does. Which is probably because no one knows about it. Still my favorite movie of all time.

If the kerbal is no longer in your soup, sir, I'm afraid I do not understand the problem, sir. Or did you want our kerbal soup entree, sir? Waiter! Someone's using my soup and the soup from another table to power a bipropellant rocket!

Yes, but I've been visiting the Jovian system for the past 8 years, so it's really just an honorary thing now. I push the next poster over the edge of the canyon on Dres, after siphoning off all your monopropellant.