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Xorth Tanovar

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  1. I'm handing out dead batteries to everyone, free of charge.
  2. Granted, they make irrational numbers now. They divide your annual wages by Pi. I wish System Shock 3 would become a reality.
  3. https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSGomvxEBmL7YrXpzlp4X-uKdOcdS3xjh7ExMXGJCLCr5qFKO6asw
  4. Banned for summoning the Sand Witch and invoking spells.
  5. I heard a rumor you got a tumor that as a consumer it's keeping you in ill humor.
  6. hmm, tough choice. I'll go with C4, bigger bang! Tannerite vs. Kinestik?
  7. Banned for incorrect spelling of "sandvich"
  8. Engineering degrees are over-rated. Now where's my hammer?
  9. 1464: You peer from a window, noticing that it isn't really a building at all...it's a massive spacefaring Ark and you are merely in one of many biospheres that comprise it. Where did it come from? Who built it? What is the destination? Your entire past is now in question...
  10. 1462: A tombstone stating "Here lies Mr Rogers"
  11. If at first you don't succeed, reentry may not be for you...
  12. Apologies, that's simply tomato soup with a single oyster cracker... Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup!
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