Xorth Tanovar

best thing to do to that iPhone:

Not quotating the word "stinker" in that sentence is cheating!

Similar story here. 3 years of vocational electronics classes, plus the fact I was an avid hobbyist as well. Couple that with the fact I still have a Commodore C64 and it's floppy drive, a well as my old Amiga 1000 (68000-series CPU clocked at 8MHz, 3.5MB RAM, and an external 100MB SCSI drive).

humor

It's the Mosh Pit soup, sir.... Waiter, there's a large green orangutan in my soup!

Granted. They're RIPE, alright...about as ripe as a pair of 3-year-old sweaty socks! I wish it was quitting time

...stands empty, for the children have grown up and left. This hot dog stand...

Banned for bovines...

Sinclair ZX-81 kit, by any chance? Put one of those together in high school, freshman year electronics class.

Nope. @cantab ?

Fruit

Placing X in quotes is considered CHEATING!

Granted. You receive the exact car you want, but it's a lesser-liked Hot Wheels model. No collector value. I wish for a good breakfast this morning.

Interesting, but does not conform to the rules of this game: "Remove a letter", not "change a letter". CHEATER! (Oh, wait, wrong game! ).... Now fo rmy latest entry: The Brie of Dracula: Vampire turns from bat to cheesemonger.

Seriuos Sam...well I have the answer to that. The BFG-9000 from the original, unmodded Doom!

Last entry disqualified due to NINJA! 51 (-)

Banned for editing!

Vodka Martini

53 (-)

<Granted. It's a beautiful home indeed. However, it's about to be demolished to make way for a bypass. "You gotta build bypasses..." I wish Douglas Adams was still alive> Damn Ninja's! Granted, you are now on the set of "Stealth" only to find it's just CGI.... I still wish Douglas Adams was still alive.

see the impact

on escape trajectory

Banned for being here

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