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Xorth Tanovar

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    I refuse! +1
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    find a bathroom
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    ...add another 1 +3
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    Giant tigers juggling in jelly get tougher jaws unless fruit trees grow randomly. cxmkisodnosu
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    "Every Egg Joe"? What the heck kinda name is that?
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    Here's a Ritz cracker.... Waiter, why is there no soup in my bowl?
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    Receives "Audrey II" Inserts left sneaker.
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    Riddles

    Xorth Tanovar replied to vexx32's topic in Forum Games!

    Heat death of the universe?
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    Took a hooker dressed all in purple flowers to a poetry reading at the local library, she didn't understand. Guess you can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think.
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    Receive red 1991 Geo Metro (four door, automatic transmission, missing front bumper and both front doors, all tires flat) Insert purple 1997 Geo Tracker
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    "Nothing unreal exists," Kiri-kin-Tha's First Law of Metaphysics. My universe, recreated.
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    receive toque Insert old gloves
  13. Xorth Tanovar
    Understanding is not necessary, only compliance. Banned!!!!!
  14. Xorth Tanovar
    Banned for having an entire Internet's worth of search engines and not using any of them.
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    Nichts, nein, nada, nope. Xannari Ferrows
  16. Xorth Tanovar
    Oops, spilled....
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    Riddles

    Xorth Tanovar replied to vexx32's topic in Forum Games!

    The day the Berlin Wall fell.
  18. Xorth Tanovar
    Receive bacon. puts in sheet of blank 8.5x11" card stock
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    Granted, all holes filled. Upon closer inspection, you find the holes remain, just the remaining roadbase has been unnaturally eroded to match. loose gravel abounds, slowing traffic to a maximum speed of .2 MPH; local government decides on 10-year plan to examine the situation. I wish for a 110-inch computer monitor, in what will become 32k resolution
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    j-DIE-ah, diminutive variant of Jebidiah, name bzabb
  21. Xorth Tanovar
    Sorry, the utility cannot fix this:
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    ab-ca-def-gi-jeckle-mi-nop-kwer-stoov-wix-iz, a small fish found near the Hawaiian Islands, noun Smivwfflpib
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    Tissues
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    You receive, free of charge, 1 metric ton of highly-flammable pillow stuffing. It catches fire... I wish for a motherboard-mounted/onboard nuclear reactor as a UPS.
  25. Xorth Tanovar
    Too much talc regarding geology. But then again, I've been out adventurine in the Rockies lately
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