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THENEWJOEMAMA

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  1. That weird third analog stick. The user below me speaks two languages.
  2. Granted. Some heavy "lithobraking" is rquired, but you're an expert at that. I wish my Steam download was faster.
  3. True. I'm a true 'Murican. The user below me has lived in South America.
  4. Granted. It is now larger than the observable universe, and there's no way any computer could process that. I wish it was 70 degrees.
  5. Floor 24: I lock eyes with a fire/dragon type, and prepare to battle.
  6. Granted. It is now easier to attract bears. Giant bears. I wish I Chekhov's Gun was used appropriately in modern-day movies. (Chekhov's Gun is where a seemingly insignificant scene early in the story becomes critical to the plot later on.)
  7. I rarely leave the forum games, but yes. The user below me is eating.
  8. Brings a tear to my eye... The user below me remembers Spore.
  9. I tend to skip breakfast, or eat a light one. Burgers are not on the menu. The user below me is now breathing manually.
  10. Banned for self-censoring. The forum does that for you.
  11. ERROR 404: WISH NOT FOUND I wish I had no infractions.
  12. Banned for being *insert Dr. Who reference*
  13. Nope. Never heard of it. The user below me listens to soft dubstep.
  14. No... not quite... The user below me prefers to be an anti-hero.
  15. Banned for banning the core reason this forum was created.
  16. Banned for typing "falic". I'm at least 3% sure that's misspelled.
  17. Banned because I'm the only person in the world that likes Comic Sans.
  18. Granted. It is replaced by something worse. (I honestly don't know what the bee joke is.) I wish I knew the bee joke.
  19. Banned for having a company called Bearsh Inc.
  20. Umm... *furiously plans to take a water buffalo into space* The user below me knows what rocket fuel is made of.
  21. I... I think... The user below me works in Aerospace Engineering.
  22. Banned for typing "that acronym that shall not be typed".
  23. Floor 18: I walk in and see a slightly familiar astronaut, and do the raindance.
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