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  1. AlamoVampire
    I do not “own” a cat. My cat is my “owner”. Any cat caretaker knows that they own us. But in truth my cat is off exploring my house, likely sitting in a window right now. TUBM has seen the movie Prey. 140311212023
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    Waiter! Can you find the mystery goo? There was supposed to be mystery goo! 224311202023
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    Floor 4502: a theater showing Dogma on 300 screens. 222111202023
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    Floor 4500: more kitties still! Also a sign saying new page! 210911202023
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    Did you hear? You didnt? Well then! Hear ye! Hear ye! The count is now 6187! 183311202023
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    Floor 4497: a disembodied voice reading various menus to you. 124211202023
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    On this new page, this 244th page of counting, I do hereby declare two things: 1: New Page! Huzzah! 2: 6185! 011411202023
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    Banned to the cosmicat cosmivoid covered in catnip. Good luck! 001011202023
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    Banned for clearly not knowing that no matter how much food one gives a cat, my cat or any cat that they will still see the bowl as nearly empty! 213911192023
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    Calling 911 because @Scarecrow71 hasnt mentioned cats enough! 213711192023
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    Floor 4495: a sign saying Sign (can we reach the Karman Line? Yes. Space Elevator post count? Sadly I doubt it.) 202111192023
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    Floor 4492: a meet and greet with the bucket, kitties and purreels 174011192023 181811192023
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    Floor 4489: more kittens and puppies 173211192023
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    Banned for not feeding your cats as they demand of you, as mine demands I feed her. 162311192023
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    Eleanor Rosalynn Carter née Smith; August 18, 1927 – November 19, 2023 aged 96 Former First Lady of The United States 162111192023 162111192023 @StrandedonEarth in deference to First Lady Carter 201811192023 201911192023
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    Because noone gave the kitties on floor 4485 no attention and not giving kitties scritches, rubs and pats is 100% illegal! 131211192023
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    I ban you for being icky for not using calvin and hobbes either 124911192023
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    Banned for not petting the adorable kitties on floor 4485. 121211192023
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    Well sir its because we are currently on floor 4487 and this is our bowl of soup with the building replica in it. waiter! Id like to know who put a leak and not a leek in my soup. 121111192023
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    Floor 4487: a bowl of soup with a replica of this building in it. 120911192023
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    Floor 4485: a kitty cafe. Everyone that comes by this floor gets to pet an endless amount of kitties. 192211182023
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    @Nuke your post reminds me of something from The Green Mile: “Oh, I'll die eventually, that I'm sure. I have no illusions of immortality, but I will wished for death... long before death finds me. In truth, I wish for it already.“ a sentiment i understand. But, another thing Im thankful for is my dear kitty Pixie, she makes it bearable. 160411182023
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    Floor 4083: a world free of elon musk and all his worldly contamination. 130511182023
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    Here is some yogurt. waiter! Napkin is swimming in the yogurt. 130311182023
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    Banned to the negative 24th and a half century 130111182023
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