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AlamoVampire

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  1. Like i said youre free to repost it, just name it to so what will update my T7A Redhawk? 140410282023
  2. Boeings new T7A Redhawk 135410282023 new page
  3. @TwoCalories rule violation. Required to name the aircraft. Yes we know what it is but you are required to name it. Until then the entry is invalid. I return us to our last valid entry: T-38 Talon @TwoCalories you may repost your aircraft if you desire but please follow the naming requirement. 133210282023 per my op: “You are required to state the aircraft type in either a text only submission or in conjunction with a picture. “ 133410282023
  4. Floor 4426: a device that flashythings away the memories of elon musk, tesla, space x and among us. Returning us to a more sane world. The memories of these things can never be restored. The device creates a block in the mind that constantly removes those memories. Its part of your dna now. 132810282923
  5. Floor 4424: a statue of a cat. Which cat? The cat you see is your cat. The cat shown is always that of each viewer. 203910272023
  6. Richard Arnold Roundtree (July 9, 1942 – October 24, 2023) was an American actor and model, who was best known for his portrayal of private detective John Shaft in the 1971 movie Shaft. 173810272023
  7. Then that makes Jool a hacking slashing hexapod of Mercury did i just lose the plot of to hire a mocking crow or was that a hash-slinging slasher? 172410272023 172610272023
  8. Our bucket after a quick rinse: Kidnap Mr. Sandy Claws? I wanna do it Let's draw straws Jack said, "we should work together" Three of a kind Birds of a feather Now and forever, whee (la, la, la) (La, la, la) (La, la, la, la, la, la) Kidnap the Sandy Claws, lock him up real tight Throw away the key and then turn off all the lights First, we're goin' to set some bait Inside a nasty trap and wait When he comes a-sniffing we will Snap the trap and close the gate Wait, I've got a better plan To catch this big red lobster man Let's pop him in a boiling pot And when he's done we'll butter him up Kidnap the Sandy Claws, throw him in a box Bury him for ninety years, then see if he talks Then Mr. Oogie Boogie man Can take the whole thing over then He'll be so pleased, I do declare That he will cook him rare, whee I say that we take a cannon Aim it at his door and then Knock three times and when he answers Sandy Claws will be no more You're so stupid, think now If we blow him up to smithereens We may lose some pieces And then Jack will beat us black and green Kidnap the Sandy Claws, tie him in a bag Throw him in the ocean, then, see if he is sad Because Mr. Oogie Boogie is the meanest guy around If I were on his boogie list, I'd get out of town He'll be so pleased by our success That he'll reward us too, I bet Perhaps he'll make his special brew Of snake and spider stew (mmm) We're his little henchmen and we take our job with pride We do our best to please him and stay on his good side I wish my cohorts weren't so dumb I'm not the dumb one You're no fun Shut up Make me I've got something, listen now This one is real good, you'll see We'll send a present to his door Upon there'll be a note to read Now, in the box we'll wait and hide Until' his curiosity Entices him to look inside And then we'll have him, one, two, three Kidnap the Sandy Claws, beat him with a stick Lock him up for ninety years, see what makes him tick Kidnap the Sandy Claws, chop him into bits Mr. Oogie Boogie is sure to get his kicks Kidnap the sandy claws, see what we will see Lock him in a cage, and then throw away the key Ah, ha, ha (he, he, he) 121410272023
  9. Question: wet roads + front wheel drive hatchback + over acceleration (spinning tires) + turning = ? Well if you are the idiot i just had the pleasure of watching less than 5 minutes ago? Spinning your car into a concrete jersey barrier. The driver decided that since its 0245(when it happened) that they were going to try to peel out/power slide around a turn. Well one, thats hard as heck in a FRONT WHEEL DRIVE, two its been raining off and on so its wet which makes the exceedingly hard nigh impossible and three when your drive and steer wheels are spinning and making noise you have less traction and in the wet youve got none. So they spin and i hear the thunk as he nails the barrier. After 5-10 seconds he drives off into a parking lot to assess the damage of stupidity. Nice to see a bit of instant karma happen and that the only involved car was the idiot. I suspect a good bit of body damage to the car and pride. I doubt they will learn though. 030110272023
  10. Because i bring peanuts waiter! Why is a kaiju in my soup? 014010272023
  11. Reality, science and rationality ban kevin sorbo, feathers ban you 002010272023
  12. Dres bans you to the mohole which bans you to jools core 231310262023
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