AlamoVampire

I do not “own” a cat. My cat is my “owner”. Any cat caretaker knows that they own us. But in truth my cat is off exploring my house, likely sitting in a window right now. TUBM has seen the movie Prey. 140311212023

Waiter! Can you find the mystery goo? There was supposed to be mystery goo! 224311202023

Floor 4502: a theater showing Dogma on 300 screens. 222111202023

Floor 4500: more kitties still! Also a sign saying new page! 210911202023

Did you hear? You didnt? Well then! Hear ye! Hear ye! The count is now 6187! 183311202023

Floor 4497: a disembodied voice reading various menus to you. 124211202023

On this new page, this 244th page of counting, I do hereby declare two things: 1: New Page! Huzzah! 2: 6185! 011411202023

Banned to the cosmicat cosmivoid covered in catnip. Good luck! 001011202023

Banned for clearly not knowing that no matter how much food one gives a cat, my cat or any cat that they will still see the bowl as nearly empty! 213911192023

Calling 911 because @Scarecrow71 hasnt mentioned cats enough! 213711192023

Floor 4495: a sign saying Sign (can we reach the Karman Line? Yes. Space Elevator post count? Sadly I doubt it.) 202111192023

Floor 4492: a meet and greet with the bucket, kitties and purreels 174011192023 181811192023

Floor 4489: more kittens and puppies 173211192023

Banned for not feeding your cats as they demand of you, as mine demands I feed her. 162311192023

Eleanor Rosalynn Carter née Smith; August 18, 1927 – November 19, 2023 aged 96 Former First Lady of The United States 162111192023 162111192023 @StrandedonEarth in deference to First Lady Carter 201811192023 201911192023

Because noone gave the kitties on floor 4485 no attention and not giving kitties scritches, rubs and pats is 100% illegal! 131211192023

I ban you for being icky for not using calvin and hobbes either 124911192023

Banned for not petting the adorable kitties on floor 4485. 121211192023

Well sir its because we are currently on floor 4487 and this is our bowl of soup with the building replica in it. waiter! Id like to know who put a leak and not a leek in my soup. 121111192023

Floor 4487: a bowl of soup with a replica of this building in it. 120911192023

Floor 4485: a kitty cafe. Everyone that comes by this floor gets to pet an endless amount of kitties. 192211182023

@Nuke your post reminds me of something from The Green Mile: “Oh, I'll die eventually, that I'm sure. I have no illusions of immortality, but I will wished for death... long before death finds me. In truth, I wish for it already.“ a sentiment i understand. But, another thing Im thankful for is my dear kitty Pixie, she makes it bearable. 160411182023

Floor 4083: a world free of elon musk and all his worldly contamination. 130511182023

Here is some yogurt. waiter! Napkin is swimming in the yogurt. 130311182023

Banned to the negative 24th and a half century 130111182023