AlamoVampire

@AlamoVampire kitty runs past you to stare into the yard. She sees a squirrel and bans it. 090507212024

Potato aliens communication arrays are enabling a fair, friendly, caring, gentle conversation, and respectable discourse divested from raucous, rowdy, and bawdy pirates 065807212024

Floor 5387: a locust 024507212024

I bite my thumb at you and ban you 023707212024 new page! 023807212024

Floor 5385: a cicada 000307212024

Nice 000207212024

Floor 5383: an anechoic chamber. Its so quiet you hear your heart beat, air fill your lungs, blood IN your veins, and your muscles and tendons and bones move. 222707202024

Athens 222307202024

@AlamoVampire kitty hisses. You look around and see nothing. You listen carefully hearing only the sounds of your ceiling fan, the ac and cicadas. You shrug and guess it must be kitty imagining the banned book trying to find reality 161907202024

Floor 5381: a sign pointing at you 161707202024

Because the king told him! Ban 125807202024

Both are from Hamlet actually. First round was act 1 scene 1 opening lines with names redacted. Second was act 1 scene 5 hamlets ghost father speaking to him. Thus you are banned for failing to recognize the Immortal Bard! 122807202024

Floor 5379: 105207202024

I could a tale unfold whose lightest word Would harrow up thy soul, freeze thy young blood, Make thy two eyes, like stars, start from their spheres, Thy knotted and combined locks to part, And each particular hair to stand on end Like quills upon the fretful porcupine. But this eternal blazon must not be To ears of flesh and blood. List, list, O, list! @kerbiloid is banned if he canst tell me whence this snipped speech doth cometh from without thy infernal searching devices! 103807202024

@kerbiloid banned for not knowing. 092907202024

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@AlamoVampire kitty says: V1: Who’s there? V2: Nay, answer me! Stand and unfold yourself! V1: Long live the king! V2: V1? V1: He. V2: You come most carefully upon your hour. V1: Tis now struck twelve. Get thee to bed, V2. —— kitty wonders if any who exist and are not spirits in banned books know this 223507192024

Floor 5375: the doors, elevators, and escalators to all floors are automated and protected by crowdstrike. They are all currently inoperative as tech support is currently assessing the situation. A solution is expected to reach committee in 10-15 weeks with a solution expected for closed alpha testing in 30-40 weeks and a beta test in 15 months. A solution is expected for public deployment in 40 months. 222507192024

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I CLICK! Again CLICK! 091307192024

@Mr. Kerbin Yes! Click! Click moar! 090107192024

083307192024 new page new CLICK! 083407192024