Endersmens

If you have trouble figure out names for kerbal characters, I use this awesome tool: http://zeblote.com/ksp/namegen.php?c=10 You can set the amount of names it generates. I use 10 because it gives a good chance of giving one I would use without cluttering the screen up. And if you don't see one you like, you can just hit refresh. This was made before the name generator was improved, so it is possible to get a duplicate, and you won't get ones you might see in 1.0.4, but it still works great for stories.

Do you mind telling us what you do use? Blender certainly has limits. (I'm looking at you, fireflies >.> )

You've been manually assembling all the craft you've rendered? Like Starwhip said, now we have a plugin that imports craft. (Albeit not perfectly, sometimes scaling is messed up and parts are different scales)

Congratulations! You gonna be on the Eagle list in 6 months?

Can you add a bonus if a landing ramp is used? That makes it easier to survive but much harder to actually land on.

I'm sure you're just as good as me. Probably better.

I can't tell if you're genuinely annoyed or not. Thank you!! It really means a lot coming from you.

Thanks! So, my english teacher is making us write all the time. She said we would spend 10 minutes of class every day writing. So I asked her if I could just continue this fan fiction as my writing project every day, and when she required something to be turned it, I could just turn in a chapter, and she said yes! What does this mean? Well first of all I'm getting class credit for this. It also means I will be writing every day, which means more frequent updates, and more routine updates.

Pfft. I wish. The KSP Community doesn't count as helping my community I don't think. Especially since SQUAD is a Mexican company. I would be helping Mexico instead of America. Which I don't think counts as a service project.

Thanks! I'm loving developing Bob. It's so easy and funny at the same time. Also, about the wernher part, it's less confusing than your's in DOB and EOZ.

Chapter Two: Finally Walking “Hey dad, can I hang out with my friends today?” asked Bill, with classic puppy dog eyes. “What will you be doing?” Bill’s father, Chadmy Kerman replied. “We’re just gonna go do a little research, that’s all.” “Well, as long as you aren’t out too late, that will be alright.” Bill ran into his room, grabbed his little backpack, stuffed it with snacks and a few science books, and ran out the door. Hanging a right, he stopped in front of Bob’s house. Right on cue, Bob came out the door and down the steps. “Why are you in such a rush? This isn’t a good idea anyways” said Bob, with a concerned look on his face. “Just come on, let's go!” Bill replied. Bob scrambled to keep up with Bill, and as they neared Jeb’s house, Jeb and Val ran out the door and joined them in step. They continued out of the village and into the fateful meadow. Climbing the hill, they came to a stop at the top, and all but Jeb gasped at what lay before them. Yet after a moment, even Jeb gasped, as not just the space center was in front of them, but a new rocket! It looked like the one he had already seen, but he wasn’t positive, as it was moving very quickly. “When do you think it will launch?” Val asked, practically youmping with anticipation. “I’m not sure, but I’m gonna find out!” Jeb replied. Jeb started down the hill towards the space center. Bob seemed worried about going that far away, but didn’t want to be left behind either, so he followed. Jeb was so excited to get there that he wasn’t thinking about the hill, and started going faster and faster, until his legs couldn’t keep up, and he took a tumble. Bob gasped, Val laughed, and Bill said “Are you alright?” But before he got an answer, the dust settled and they saw Jeb there with a huge grin. “That was awesome!” He exclaimed. “It looked painful, are you hurt?” Bob asked, quite concerned. “I’m fine. C’mon slowpoke!” They continued now, at a much safer speed, to the bottom of the hill. It seemed like the space center was really far away from the top, but now at the bottom it loomed over them. “Do you think they’ll let us in?” asked Bill, as they approached a fence and gate. “I doubt it, grownups are always no fun.” Val said with a frown. “Hey, look over here!” came Jeb’s voice from a little ways away. He was standing next to a pile of presumably old test helmets. All but Bob shared a devious smile. “Are you sure this is a good idea?” He asked. “Sure it is! Now come on, put it on so we can sneak in!” Jeb replied, muffled by the helmet. Reluctantly, Bob slipped on the helmet. They walked up to the gate, and after a few seconds it opened. They scrambled in, and found a building to walk behind. The workers were so busy frantically preparing for another launch that they paid no attention to the half sized kerbanauts running around. As they rounded a corner, there it was. The biggest building they had ever seen. It was very tall, taller than they could’ve imagined from far away. Once they had gotten around it, they saw tracks leading out to the launch pad. As their eyes followed the tracks, it led up a small ramp, and then all of them gasped. There is sat, almost as tall as the building behind them. “It’s...so much bigger than I thought it was!” Jeb said, nearly stammering. They all shared the awe, until it was shattered by a sound. A sound none of them had heard before, but they all knew what it meant. It was an alarm siren. All of the workers scrambled into buildings frantically. “Um. Guys? Shouldn’t we be getting out of here?” Bob asked, seeming desperate to get away from there. “I’m not sure. Maybe we should-” Jeb said, before getting cut off. A loud static filled voice cut him off. “Ten, nine, eight….” “Guys! Let’s get out of here now!” Bob screamed. As they turned around they heard “three, engine ignition, two, one, liftoff!” And were deafened by the roar of the engines. The ground was shaking, and they all fell to the ground. Jeb tried to stand up, but as soon as he did, the blast from the engines got there, hot, smoky air blasted them and knocked him over again. Even he was scared at this point. Luckily, the rocket had gotten high enough that the ground stopped shaking, and the air settled down. The sound of the rocket soon faded, and it disappeared slowly into the sky, arching over the ocean. No explosions this time, to Jeb’s slight disappointment. “We almost died!” Bob exclaimed, with a hint of anger. “No we didn’t. We were fine. just don’t tell your dad about this.” Jeb said. “Um. Who’s that guy?” Val said, pointing at one of the workers running towards them. “Hey! What are you doing out here - wait, you aren’t pilots!” “Um…” Jeb stammered. “Wait, you guys are just kids! What are you doing here? How did you get in here? You guys are coming with me.” “Great.” Bob murmured. He led them to a small building behind the massive one. Inside were some offices and desks. They walked down a long hallway to the last door. The badge on the door read “Von Kerman” As they walked in, there was a kerbal sitting in a chair, facing the other way. “Sir, I found these kids outside. They were out by the VAB during the launch.” The kerbal turned around in his chair swiftly. “Vhat did you say?” He said. “They were out by the VAB during the launch.” Wernher turned towards the four, with a concerned look on his face. “Are you ok?” “Well, actually- OOF! Hey!” Bob said, before getting a hit in the gut from Jeb. “Yes, we are fine.” Val said calmly. “I thought ze whole reason ve vuilt the vunkers was that nobody could survive a launch from ze outside.” “I guess we were wrong.” The worker said. “You may leave now, Dunly. Now, how did you kids get in here?” “We found some old helmets and put them on.” Jeb said, getting a look from Val like he shouldn’t have said that. “Hmmmmm….Interesting.” he said, scribbling “Improve security” On his notepad. “Vhy did you sneak in?” “Because I saw the launch yesterday, and I needed to learn more.” Jeb said. “And I needed to find out how they work.” Bill said. “And I wanted to see a launch, because it wasn’t fair that Jeb got to.” Val said. “And they wouldn’t let me stay home.” Bob said under his breath. “Interesting. Such curiosity. I haven’t seen such enthusiasm yet in this business. Well. I supposed I should call your parents.” “Only call mine.” Jeb said. “My dad won’t be mad.”

Same opinion as a few others. The question isn't just which looks better. It's what looks better for its purpose. For a fighter cockpit, the old one works well. For a supersonic cockpit, that could go to space, the new one works extremely well. Purely in looks, textures, and models, the new one looks better.

Forget facepalm. Face-rock. Repeatedly. That's even worse then the pyramids on mars. Curiosity: Rock, rock, rock, rock, oh look another rock. People: Pyramid! Spaceship! Restaurant! Noah's ark! the last two were satire but I wouldn't put it past people.

I'm sorry guys, some real life stuff happened today and I just got home. (I'm scrambling to get eagle scout. Not fun. Especially when I was supposed to be life 2 years ago but we weren't able to turn in the paperwork cause we couldn't recharter....so I'm trying to get them to accept that I was a life scout two years ago.) I'm gonna stop making promises just in case. I'll try my hardest to finish it tomorrow. But I can't promise anything as I have to do more figuring out about scouts tomorrow too. :/

Technically it's not against the rules if you put other text. (besides something like +1 or this or something) So if you put "this really made me do this:" It's not against the rules.

Funnily enough, that rocket in the background looks very much like the kerbal tanks that everyone makes fun of for not looking realistic.

Congrats! I'll add you to the list before I post it!

Exactly! Got roughly halfway done with the list in about an hour last night. It will definitely be completed today, and hopefully posted by tonight.

Rareden! You're alive! Any chance you'll start doing renders again?

Nope. His timer is green the whole time. When it's green that means no lag. he may have sped it up to keep the time down, but his game was still lag free.

NO ONE EXPECTS THE ENDERMAN! *poof* Kozak?

Update Progress I have gotten to the four light green bars (started at the top) Still going, don't know how far I can get tonight. I've been very distracted with a soundtrack I've been making, but I've put that on hold till this is done.

Post everywhere. Make funny posts. Make ships. Make jokes. Be friendly and helpful. That seems to be what people are doing these days.

I use plane parts more than rocket parts in sandbox. Cause I love planes. Of course in my career save I use rocket parts more, but I've used plane parts for exploration.

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