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Prof. Endwalker

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  1. 70 Let him die its only Bob! *Pulls Bob mask off revealing it was Jeb the whole time* Im sorry, Jeb... It's for the good of all negativekind!
  2. Granted. Now no one makes fictional stories about time travel, and science-fiction stories no longer have a deus ex machina. I wish for penny, chip, and used napkin.
  3. Geef-Oi-Fy-No Noun: The bottom hole on the power outlet, below the middle on the other pronge holes. Essderyuim
  4. You get arrested, prosecuted, and properly imprisoned for however long is necessary. Or the person you stalk's family finds you and murders you in a slow, painful action. Preferably removing each finger and toe one at a time, until the pain is so horrible that you cry for hours for the pain to stop. The family goes all Unit 731 on you, testing tear gas, keeping you awake as they preform surgery on you, and destroying you mentally while they do such physically, before dumping your still living body, wrapped in a garbadge bag, with no way of escape, into a lake, where no one will ever find your body and everyone will wonder... Where did Dman979 go? That got dark. But thats what stalkers deserve. I skydive... what could go wrong?
  5. 120: Put two E-class Asteroids in the same orbit but orbit opposite to each other and wait for doomsday.
  6. But it heals people soo..... yeah. The next poster gets a pop quiz... and if you fail, you die! (And it is on material you haven't been studying for)
  7. I do not. Wish I did though... The user below me has a pet cat and will post a picture of it.
  8. I would probably die of starvation, radiation poisoning, or dehydration on my way to Kerbol, which is a slow, painful death. Jeb manages to survive, so I wouldn't be suprised if I do live, it'll just be a bumpy ride. Would you rather: A: Be in control of the design of the Falcon-9 Space X craft launching later today and get $10,000 if you succeed, or control the Mars Rover for 1 day for $10,000.
  9. ^1000^1000^1000^1000^1000^1000^1000^1000^1000^1000 From the larger number thread
  10. A wall... :I The object directly behind your chair is now your BRAND NEW CAR!
  11. DALA (Dual Astronaut Low Altitude) is a new plane designed, built, and flown by me! It can reach up to speeds of 240 m/s in air and can take off the runway at 70m/s. It has a dual cockpit design to allow two pilots at once, with one cockpit allowing for more of a correct view on the prograde marker while the other allows for great views of both the sky and land. Reaching altitudes of 30,000 meters, but grows more unstable as the altitude increases. I hope you enjoy this craft. Link for download is below, and if you have any questions, comments, or ideas, than put them below. Anyway, thank you very much, and I will see you when I see you! Download Here!
  12. Buuuut... ∞ - 1 = ∞. Sooooo.... that still doesn't count. 100^1000^1000^1000^1000^1000^1000^1000^1000^1000^1000^1000^1000^1000^1000^1000^1000^10 [snip] ^1000^1000^1000^1000^1000^1000^1000^1000^1000^1000^1000^1000^1000^1000^1000.
  13. A backpack. Great. The object directely behind you is now your brand new car!
  14. But you ordered BACON Cheddar soup. Don't you C? Waiter, there is Abraham Lincoln's beard hair in my soup! (Yes I did DNA analysis)
  15. It's over 90– No. Just... no. Interesting... plane. I assume it's a plane, yes?
  16. A pick-up is a very small medkit. It was the last videogame vegetable to be a refrigerator. Its shape is sadly carrot-shaped and, again with its smell, it took a long stick to recover since half the time it was not where Kerbals expected to find a foodstuff. Due to its nature of frequenting the potato parts of forums. This tragic tragedy was incorrectly labeled as not to be trusted by the smart blenders.
  17. Of course I'm in here! Why wouldn't I be? Waiter! There's ice cubes in my soup!
  18. Granted! You live a long happy life before passing away painlessly in your sleep. I wish for a gaming PC.
  19. A computer bag... no... The object to your left in your new bar of soap.
  20. Granted. You get rammed into by a plane, and get sucked into the turbine engine. I wish for actual skill in KSP.
  21. Oooooooh... controversy... I'll go with... yes. Would you rather be in charge of an entire country but no one knows, or not be in control of a country and everyone thinks you control it.
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