Prof. Endwalker

That smoke IS normal! The Untrue Fact Telling Machine never lies. Never lies. Nev- Nev- Never li- Nev- ERROR. ERROR. SELFDESTRUCT SEQUENCE ACTIVATED. MAINTAIN 30 KM RADIUS OF THE UNTRUE FACT TELLING MACHINE. THE DEVICE WILL SELFDESTRUCT IN 3... 2... 1... *silence*

Granted. He lives forever, and when you die, he stalks your grave, scaring your family away from your funeral. I wish for a real life Laythe to orbit earth. It's smaller than the moon, so it shouldn't be to destructive.

Sanity is dumb the Jeb finally exclaims ayfge3r

Don't please don't!!! It does cause I answered the wish

Granted. I won! I'd like to thank my main man Janathan and my mom. I won I wish for post 11111!

Granted: #ninjad I wish for a science!

Granted: Buffalo buffalo buffalo I wish for a green iron crown.

Granted: he kills you. And your little dog to. I wish for 10000th

Granted. It is bright pink. I wish for a B in Chemistry.

Granted. You lose your job. I wish for a SNES. The Gaming Console.

Granted. ERROR. ERROR. 404WISH NOT FOUND I wish for a NES.

One dollar and my bed breaks. I'll sleep on the couch rather than have my cat die. Would your rather eat stale bread or drink room-tempurature saltwater?

Been on the forum longer than me, has more posts than me, and more rep than me.

Did you know that the Illuminati is real? Me niether! Thanks Untrue Fact Telling Machine!

You started posting on the forum in May 2014. 5 2014. 2 + 0 + 1 + 4 = 7. 7 - 5 is 2. At this time you have posted 184 things. 184 / 2 is 92. 92 is a famous number for being the year that Christopher Columbus traveled to the americas. 1492. 92-14 is 78. 7 and 8 and consecuative numbers. The difference between 2 consecuative numbers is always either 1 or -1. The illuminati has 1 eye. We are not done yet, though. peachoftree. 3 worlds without correct punctuation. 3 words. Hold onto that 3 for a little bit. The location of you is redacted. Hidden, like the illuminati's secret base. You are a Lego Space Commander, thus you must use the plastic bricks for construction purposes. The most famous lego piece is the 2x2 red brick. Crimson red. The Hexadecimal value for crismon is #DC143C. DC? District of Columbia? The capital city of the United States of America, famous for it's governmental mysteries, including the illuminati. It is believed that the illuminati started and remains in DC. The other part, 143, is a true mystery, though. 1 + 4 + 3 is 8. That 3 taken away gives us another 3, plus a 5. 5 is known for being easily multipliable and one of the first numbers that children multiply. It is said by the age of 5, children are the most seceptable to being recruted into the illuminati. You posted that post on 18-3-2015. 18 / 3 is 6. 6 / 2 is 3. Where did I get that 2? 2015, a new year that both you and I live in at the time of this post. You, me, and everyone alive currently live in this time. 2015 is known as the year from 'Back to the Future Part 3' 15 / 3 is 5. 5 is the age of illuminati recruitment. Now we have 3 3s. The 2x2 lego brick. A squared brick. the 3 3s, together make 9. The square root of nine is 3. I now have 4 3s. The age of illuminati recruitment, 5. 4 - 5 is 1. There is one eye of the illuminati. 3s, 1 eye. 3 sides of the triangle. Triangle with an eye. That is the symbol of the illuminati. Thus I conclude the peachoftree is... ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

-18 The Great Kraken desires negatives, and shall recieve negatives.

Granted. You are the panel that gets detroyed during Weatley's fight scene. I wish for the me to be the 10,000th post on this thread.

The dilemma with the ÄAU Corp. has been put on hold as no direct evidence is accepted by ÄAU Corp. as viable. The United Space Program is on way of development on interplanetary travel. The first launch for the Jool Transport Space Station (JTSS) of the engine component. After the JTSS engine component is put into a 79 km orbit, the next component goes up. The JTSS habitation module. After a smooth accent the module is attached to the engine. With the up and coming launch of the first crew to Jool, interplanetary communications are necessary. The first interplanetary communication satellite is launched. After a few days of observing the actions of ÄAU Corp, with no strange activities noted, it seems that the ÄAU Corp may not be responsible for the drilling probe. If so, then the question is... Who?

Up Up Down Left Up Down Left Start Select Start A A A B A B A... Praise Lord Helix Waiter, there is a E tank in my soup! Edited 25-3-2015: Just noticed I got 1000th post. And I got 10,000th post on another thread. Wut.

-7 Join the dark side we have Wii U and N64s Ninjad -6

10/10 Hey man

Granted. Drugs kill people. You are now dead. I wish for an actual gaming PC

chickens

-8 So close but yet so far.

Thanks man! I was just chillin' in Algebra 2 and we were talking about Logarithms, E, and Tau, so I chose the symbol Ä (pronounced tau) and replaced the 'T' in Tau to get ÄAU. Hope to have the 3rd mission log out on Friday, but I have an Algebra 2 test to study for on Thursday, but I'll keep working on designs and story lines.