Prof. Endwalker

The wrong idea that Jebediah has had is going very awkwardly because of control loss to bananas and sheep. That has pickles between the onion

the Joolvan Eclipse

36. This thread is my new life. Why had this not been done before?

Baguette 10char

I am nothing and everything at once. What are you, fine sir/madam?

Dun dun.... Dun dun dun dun duuuuuuuuuun. DUN DUN DUN DUUN DUUUUUUUUUUUN. DUN DUN DUN DUN DUUN DUUUUUN...

Xenon xylophones do or sit repeating jelly. Waht did I just say. YUAASTKL

Banned for having base 720 total in mega form -Smogon

Really cool craft! Nice and neat, small, and efficient! +rep!

Hello! So... I have had little inspiration with KSP, but I sat down and decided to try to make a plane. Holy Krap. This has to be one of the best crafts I have ever made. I proudly present... The Faelchra Mk I: It is an air breathing high altitude plane that uses an inline cockpit. It can take off at speeds of 50 m/s or above, at 5,000 meters it can fly at a constant speed of 300 m/s. When approaching higher altitudes it can fly faster, with 10,000 meters it can fly up to 500 m/s. It has a great reaction with a balance amount of fuel throughout the entire vehicle. Compared to my previous craft, the Vallum Aero-Wind (Shamless Plug) It is just about the same size, but can travel more efficiently, land better, and is centralized around the cockpit, giving more protection to the crew. It has a better turning circle, faster speed, and higher air intake. I hope you all like this craft as much as I did, if you have any comments, suggestions, or criticism, PLEASE put it down below! Thank you, and I will see you when I see you! Click here to get the craft!

It is simple. Have an animal in the general vacinity? Take a pic and put it here! Name is optional, but her name is Boots. 12 years old. Named so for her white tipped paws that look like she forgot to wear boots in Michigan during January. That stuff is like 2 feet man.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The P is silent. What do monkeys and bikes have in common? Handlebars, except the monkeys. My dream job is cleaning mirrors. I can really see myself doing it.

Launching an SRB does seem to set the Yeti on fire. Good to note... The next poster is going to have his mind literally blown in 3... 2... aaaaaandd

Huh. I posted this image a few months back in a KSP meme thread. Wonder if it's still up...

1123: For some reason, most of the previous floors have something to do with horror themes. This floor is completely white, with no lights seen, but still quite bright. You see a Kerbal sitting on the ground talking to someone on his phone: "He's here. Don't forget the SRBs." Before you get hit over the head by a large rocket engine, you escape up to esculator.

Find who is to replace him. Stab him/her with an SRB. Continue on with career. Jeb is stuck in High Tylo Orbit, no RCS fuel, and has lost signal to mission control and all other spacecraft. He has 5 hours of Oksygen (Kerbal Oxygen) left. How will he get out of this? Find out next post on "What Would Jebediah Kerman Do?"

Papers (Please)

Quite utterly a cool Kerbal. RYSJFA.

Kerbal... Keral... Keal... Kale. Everything seems normal here, you ordered brocolli and kale chowder. Waiter, there is a sandstorm is my soup! It has quite the rude tendency!

Did you know that rainbows are actually physical objects? It is made from mutilated and ground up bodies of small horse children that can't fly! Untrue Fact Telling Machine 2.5 now with fandom references!

In time all threads will be, so why not speed up the process? Whistle Nyan Cat theme for 3 hours straight... Backwards.

Granted. As you run, your body tears apart from the forces and the heat friction of traveling faster than the speed of sound on the ground. Also, your shoes are untied, thus you supersonically trip and skim your knee. Ow. I wish for an A in Chemistry.

Narrator: Stanley find a certain pattern in stroking the cat, which would open another door, or he could pet in the incorrect way to open another do- Fine Stanley. Go on ahead into the wrong door. Little does Stanley know that the room is filled with- Next post continues.

I know. Because I put it there. (Dun Dun DUUUUUUUUUUUUN) Waiter, there is a meteorite in my soup! It's glowing!

(3.846x10^26!) + 1 Oh get #rekt m8 bop ye rite in the gabb3r swear 2 me mum get owned I win My win. ARIN WINS. SILVER WINS. SONIC WINS.