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teepee2345

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  1. Granted. its heading toward your face launched from the Aperture Science Hand-Held Combustible Lemon Launcher. (ASHCLL)look it up if you dont know what that is i wish for invisitext
  2. granted. you fly into a cliff i wish for a broken big red button.
  3. 1146: you find a large bomb. the timer display reads the following: 0:03.960
  4. granted, but it was his computer making the music. so the music stays on i wish for an inert GBU-32
  5. 1144: you find a small circle made of hay. upon closer inspection you realize its a seagull nest
  6. granted. a Wild IS-6 appears and shoots you i wish to tame the wild IS-6.
  7. gets death inserts crap desktop
  8. gets slave hand inserts big red button
  9. SPAAAAACCCEEEE!! thats where bill phil is RIC
  10. using bold letters? thats cheating of the highest order.
  11. gets the apocalypse. inserts overfloater. i think the coin slot is as big as the universe
  12. gets horse mask. inserts sampa
  13. -DELETED- i load 16 Tsar Bombas in a Trident D missile, calibrate the coordinates to match the next posters location, and press the big red button labeled "launch"
  14. gets dumbphone inserts dumbphone
  15. gets a half of a comet. inserts spaceplane
  16. granted, however, a targeting error made the weapon target your continent. the warhead is big enough to destroy the continent, so you die i wish for a nuke heading for me
  17. i use an Anti Bio Beam to decimate every living thing on the hill. i hit the sonic generator with an ion cannon, disabling it. i then claim the hill my sterile hill
  18. i call in luke skywalker to kill the emporer. luke skywalkers hill reinforced by juggernuats and snowspeeders.
  19. i get NASA to come to the kerbal solar system with an ARM spacecraft that moves the asteriod to a different orbit, meanwhile it brushes your stuff and you off of it. my redirected asteriod hill
  20. seems like the guy who crashed the Isprit. i dont quite remember his name though...
  21. i deflect the attack by using my ships mind control system on myself. the next poster is affected by said mind control
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