King of the Hill

[Tery215]

I make it apparent that Sergo Bbb is highly radioactive, using my rattle inside of a fake geiger counter. It's actually highly radioactive, but the real geiger counter was out of the budget. I then use the rest of the budget to construct radiation collection facilities to sell energy to others.

My monopolar energy plant at Sergo Bbb.

[Ultraflight]

I create an army of Soyuz-TMAs and smash them into Sergo Bbb, utterly destroying it and forming a planetoid made of loosely-connected Soyuz TMAs. A single Progress-M at the top serves as my throne.

My Soyuz-TMA planet.

[dryer_lint]

I disguise myself as a gas station worker and fill all the tanks with fuel.

Then I throw a match into the Soyuz-TMA planet.

My pile of rubble.

[Ultraflight]

I make Soyuz-7K-LOKs out of the rubble, and rebuild my planet.

I also wrap it in ketchup, so that it can't be lit aflame.

My fireproof 7K-LOK planet.

[Designer225]

I nuke your planet (sorry, external combustion from within is not included in your package to make your planet fireproof).

Ultraflight's no-longer-fireproof radioactive planet.

[dryer_lint]

I claim the nearby star, then I deorbit your planet so it crashes into the star.

My star.

[Sun]

I claim the universe, and merge every atom into one planet.

My universal planet.

[Tery215]

More atoms appear. They function as moons to the universal planet. I claim the first (and biggest) one.

My moon.

[dryer_lint]

I bring in a shipment of 1000 nukes. Guess what I'm going to do next?

Nothing, I just claim the nukes.

My nukes.

[Tery215]

The shipment of 1000 nukes are above critical mass and destroy the universal planet.

The moon gets blown away.

My drifting moon.

[dryer_lint]

I come to your moon on a friendly visit, but when I leave, I take one small scoop of dirt with me.

I do this for years and decades and centuries until I've built up my own moon.

My moon.

[Designer225]

You know, moons orbit a planet.

So technically, that's your rogue planet.

[K3achas]

I come to your moon on a friendly visit, but when I leave, I take one small scoop of dirt with me.

I do this for years and decades and centuries until I've built up my own moon.

My moon.

I go into another universe and grab a hill.

My extra-dimensional hill.

[ZodiaK]

I go to the alternate universe created when you made the decision to grab the alternate hill (in this universe you didn't decide to) and take it for myself.

My Trans-Universal Hill.

[Spearka]

I destroy the universe and inhabit the nearest hill on the next

My Hill

[SelectHalfling0]

Gravity work's differently, and you float away from the hill, but I am from this new universe so HA!

My hill.

[dryer_lint]

All the trans-universal travel destabilizes everything and opens a portal to the Final Root Universe of the KSP Forums. I jump through the portal, delete the thread and restart it.

My hill.

[Disiuze]

I plant a flag on the hill and claim it as mine.

My Hill.

[Sun]

I find a hill in Russia and play the russian anthem.

My anthem hill.

[Souper]

I shoot you with a AK-47 for being a spy.

I then proceed to watch TV on my Apple iPad 5.

My hill.

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[Sesni]

Wait, there's an Ipad 5? I drop the apple HQ on your hill, squashing you.

My apple HQ

[Xorth Tanovar]

Foxconn goes belly-up, no more Apple products.

My hill

[kStrout]

I delete all your claims on the hill and claim it for myself.

my hill

[SelectHalfling0]

I use a virus to destroy your computer and claim the hill.

My hill.

[K3achas]

I kill the virus's process.

My hill with a supercomputer inside (yup, I upgraded it).