King of the Hill

[Reichtangle]

I open the top of my dome and fling you off. Back to mein hill.

[SelectHalfling0]

The dome prevents natural rainwater from getting to your hill. It dries out, degrades, and turns into a nice flat plain. I claim a hill on mars.

My Martian Hill.

[General Rarity]

I land a rover that is strikingly similar to Curiosity on the hill, and it somehow plants a flag that is mine.

My Martian rover hill.

[Starwhip]

I sneak over there in the middle of the night and spray-paint your flag so that it resembles my own.

My martian rover hill.

[Reichtangle]

I contact jeb and have crash a booster into your flag. I then go and place a flag there for myself. It is paint resistant. Mein Mars Hill.

[General Rarity]

I send Poland there to cover up the flag with a rag that is yellow.

My Martian rover hill flag.

[Reichtangle]

I send Poland there to cover up the flag with a rag that is yellow.

My Martian rover hill flag.

I anschluss polan, making him useless to yuo. I then have my men resecure the hill. Mein hill.

[Xorth Tanovar]

Your army suffers from Brennschluss, and they outright give up, trading in their weapons for wood carving tools to make clocks in die Schwartzwald.

My Hill

[Tery215]

I use Middle-Click. A giant sphere comes out of nowhere and flattens the hill.

My spherical... sphere.

[briansun1]

I barrow Tool's reset button. And then I repeatedly hit the button thus breaking it and causing a paradox.

My hill that's not a hill that's a hill...etc.

[Tery215]

That's no hill!

My death fortress.

[Starwhip]

I use my machine-that-goes-ding and take over said "death fortress", destroy it, and pile its debris into a hill. My rubble hill.

[General Rarity]

Liberty the Colonist (under mind control, mind you) machines that debris into usable metals to make my square metal hill.

My square hill.

[Wabbit]

I launch an army of cube-hating monsters who cut it down to a half-sphere with their mind powers.

my half-sphere

[GreeningGalaxy]

I catalyze a terrain metastability event, causing the material of the half-sphere/hill to fall from its cohesive state and seek out its normal angle of repose.

My formerly-metastable fluidized debris cone.

[Tery215]

I drop spheres from orbit. Quite generic... death star spheres.

My heavily fortified and metamorphosed debris cone.

[General Rarity]

I set the max persistent debris slider to 0, and land a craft on where the hill was.

My lander hill.

[GreeningGalaxy]

I aim a high-energy pulse laser at the lander from orbit, turning it into a crater, then perform a local-volume positive-negative matter reversion AND a Z-axis spatial flip simultaneously, converting the crater to a low hill. My fresh anti-crater.

[Joshwoo70]

NOPE! I use a laser to zap the planet. And build mining stations all over them.

My rock parts!!!!!

[GreeningGalaxy]

You didn't zap the planet quite hard enough. The rock parts don't have enough momentum to clear the gravity field of all the other rock parts, and the whole system eventually slams back into itself to form a rough, jagged 'planet' again. None of your mining stations survive the collision- even the ones that were on the outside of the contracting cloud and never were hit directly by another rock are still destroyed by the g-force of impact.

I increase the local gravitational constant, overcoming the electron degeneracy pressure of the rock ball and causing it to form a tiny neutron star. Once it becomes perfectly spherical, I slowly lower the gravitational constant back to normal while compensating for shifts through adjustments of the strong nuclear force constant. At normal conditions, the neutron star is way too light to be a normal neutron star, but resides in a metastable state that prevents it from exploding.

Touch my neutron star, I dare you.

[Joshwoo70]

I DARE...

Your neutron star suddenly explodes in to a black hole which sucks you in to it.

[GreeningGalaxy]

Although the initial explosion might have been strong enough to create a momentary black hole, the mass of the metastable neutron star was about equal to an average terrestrial planet, and thus far, far below the Chandrasehkar limit needed for it to become a regular neutron star, let alone a black hole. The collapsing system emits a gravitational wave which causes interferometer telescopes to flicker for parsecs around.

I would lay claim to the cloud of dispersed neutrons, but seriously, who cares about dispersed neutrons?

[General Rarity]

I start a new KSP save.

My KSC beach.

[GreeningGalaxy]

I make a sand castle, plant a flag, and declare it the GreeningGalaxy embassy to General Rarity's Beach, thus claiming its immediate vicinity as my territory.

[Tery215]

I create a magical monoprop engine-powered death vehicle and leave the solar system entirely.

I land on a planet (using monoprop engine-power).

My planet.