General Rarity Posted January 24, 2015 Share Posted January 24, 2015 A 152mm HE shell nicks the flag, decimating it. Soon, a M551 Sheridan rushes up the hill and claims it for me.My hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted January 24, 2015 Share Posted January 24, 2015 The flag is still there. All you did was "decimate" it.Sesni's hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InterCity Posted January 24, 2015 Share Posted January 24, 2015 The flag was thrown away by an army of aliens who mysteriously appeared right above the hill.I claim this hill in the name of mighty Taucetian empire! Long live the emperor (me)! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Sierra Posted January 24, 2015 Share Posted January 24, 2015 The Black Fleet shows up and slams your army with massive laser cannons. I claim the hill the the name of the Emperor.My hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreeningGalaxy Posted January 25, 2015 Share Posted January 25, 2015 Your fleet is converted to high-energy plasma by an incredibly powerful wide-area gamma-ray laser pulse originating from an unknown location somewhere in Sagittarius. The entire facing side of the planet is blasted away from absorption heating, and backscatter renders pretty much every other body in the solar system dangerously radioactive. I clearly had nothing to do with that laser pulse, but I claim the now vaguely hill-shaped remaining half of the planet. My hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InterCity Posted January 25, 2015 Share Posted January 25, 2015 The mighty Tau Ceti doesn't accept defeat. We colonize the sh*t out of the universe and sell the resources we mine on other planets.After some time, we have enough galactic $$$ to buy the hill from you.My capitalist hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreeningGalaxy Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 You fail to "buy" the hill from me, because I don't account your currency to be worth anything and am not interested in selling my hill. Being a capitalist, you presumably don't care, and take the hill by force. Ho hum.I would just wait for the revolution to come and overthrow your oppressive capitalist system and its corrupt plutocracy, but that would mean allowing you to make life for millions of people miserable for centuries, and I'm not that self-centered.Instead, I command my star-powered gamma-laser array (codename STARGASER) in Sagittarius to fire again (this time at a much longer wavelength and lower power), and your government buildings and officials (and a few of your wealthiest neighborhoods) suddenly are converted to plasma and flung into the sky by searing infrared lasers.The People own the hill once again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Rarity Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 The People soon have a power-crazy dictator governing them, after many tricks.The Army of the KV-2 arrive and overthrow the dictator, and the hill becomes part of a pact to unite The People of the Hill, which is governed by the KV-2.Our hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 Headcrab pods crash around the hill. The people become zombies.Zombies' hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Sierra Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 The zombies consume one another as they run out of non-zombies to consume for sustenance. Eventually they die, decompose, and leave the hill to the first comer.I arrive, plant a flag, and begin erecting defensive fortifications after seeing evidence of the extreme combat over such a simple hill. I purchase multiple KV-2s to defend the perimeter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megatiger78 Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 whatever KV-2s are, LW-3s are better!my hill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon0009 Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 I simply storm in, kick you out and plant my flag.My hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 I simply storm in, uproot your flag, pass you an envelope of money, hand you a lollipop, and send you on your way.My hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Sierra Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 I call upon North Korea to come uproot your corrupt capitalist behind.Kim Jung Un's hill.I bribe some american politicians to sieze the hill for me.My hill.I get more KV-2s (overpowered russian heavy tanks) to run perimeter defense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 I beam you (and the tanks) up into space. You remain as a beam until you hit jupiter. Then you die.My hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Engineer of Stuff Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 The North Koreans realize that they were paid in lollypops, not gumdrops. They take the hill back.I borrow Tery215's beam generator to beam the North Koreans to Mars.My hill! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IcarusBen Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 I don the Kanohi Ignika, Mask of Life, and turn all of you into mindless blobs of sludge. I then use a mop and push you off ofMy hill! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Sierra Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 The Mask of Life corrupts your life force, turning you into a withered skeleton. I take a broom and sweep your dusty remains offMy hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IcarusBen Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 (edited) But... I HAVE THE POWER!Muh hill. Edited January 27, 2015 by Icarus_Vice Forgot what forum I was on herpderp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Rarity Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 Goo ponies are already sludge, so you have no defense. They overpower you, goo, and can you. You are sent to KSC to be used as Mystery Goo.My gooey hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Sierra Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 A hazmat team comes to clean off the hill. They remove you for decontamination and quarantine.My decontaminated hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreeningGalaxy Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 Your decontamination effort was extremely sub-standard, and your hill is condemned by local authorities, who detonate a 3-megaton hydrogen bomb on top of it (per ISO 4238284 detailing standards for Pony-derived waste management) to ensure that all contaminants are reduced to lighter isotopes. Nuclear fallout from the weapon rains down across the countryside, but this is considered to be acceptable collateral damage. I lower a giant cable from geostationary orbit and steal the hill with a large hook. My hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 Halfway up, I snip the cable with a giant pair of scissors. The hill falls, landing in a new spot. I promptly claim it.My hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 I stop time while you're falling and place a building there. The hill falls onto the building, creating a hill around it.My hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sesni Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 I plant my flag on the hillMy hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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