King of the Hill

[Kermunmus]

All the tanks were parked in red zones, and all towed at owners expense. Since you went bankrupt, you can no longer keep the hill and are forced to sell it to me for money

My towaway hill

[kerbiloid]

Green cartridge in your printer was over, some of your money look pale.

Hill and money get arrested.

Edited May 28, 2017 by kerbiloid

[kerbinorbiter]

I help the hill to escape 

my hill

[Kermunmus]

The hill escapes, however you didn't

The hill joins my gang in the streets of New Yark (a magical invisible city on kerbin)

My gang hill

[qzgy]

I coat the gang hill in jello

My sticky hill

[DeltaDizzy]

I release a pack of children who eat the jello. I then throw a meme ball to lead them away. 

 

My very clean hill.

[kerbiloid]

The hill is clean and slick now.
Nobody can take it or get onto it.

Edited June 1, 2017 by kerbiloid

[kerbinorbiter]

i have ice boots, MY HILL!

[kerbiloid]

Trying to use them and climb, you suddenly realize that boots made of ice are sliding on the slick slope even more.

An unpossessed hill with a fallen skater aside.

[Overfloater]

i form and occupy a 2nd hill, with grass on it. My grass is greener, because my hill isn't made of weird slippery material, duh.

One unoccupied slippery hill, and one occupied grassy hill.

Edited June 1, 2017 by Overfloater
I may have misread some things

[kerbinorbiter]

came from slippy hill its green come to @Overfloater's hill still green.

i get angry and do mod the hill so i can carry it:

@PART[HILL]:FOR[hillsteal]
{
	@mass = 0.1
}

MY HILL ON MY BACK!

Edited June 1, 2017 by kerbinorbiter

[kerbiloid]

You forgot that HILL is an ancestor of a part with PhysicalSignificance=1.

All properties of the hill stay added to the planet..

[kerbinorbiter]

1 hour ago, kerbiloid said:

You forgot that HILL is an ancestor of a part with PhysicalSignificance=1.

All properties of the hill stay added to the planet..

what does that mean?

then i use the danny to kill the hill

NO MORE HILL

[Kermunmus]

Since the slippery hill is the only one left now, I re-coat it in peanut butter, since it is sticky

Then I get an idea and coat it with tree nuts, eggs, milk, gluten, and everything people can be allergic to

My hill, I hope most of you have allergies!

[kerbinorbiter]

i eat everything (including the hill and the universe)

Edited June 2, 2017 by kerbinorbiter

[Kermunmus]

4 hours ago, kerbinorbiter said:

i eat everything (inculding the hil and the universel)

I do not understand... what is a hil? What is the universel? What does inculding mean?

Oh BTW get off my hill, If you need to speak to me use a megaphone at the bottom there

[Joseph Kerman]

My hill, after giving you 10x gravity and for every 100 feet you go down, the gravity increases ten-fold.

[kerbiloid]

Suddenly you discover that the hil which you've inculded, is in wrong universel.

[Kermunmus]

I'm in that wrong universe! That means it's my hill now

Edit: I've also learned kerbinorbiter's secret L language

Edited June 2, 2017 by LazySoUseHyperedit

[53miner53]

I make a new hill on the sun, and somehow shield it from the immense heat and nuclear fusion.

[kerbiloid]

3... 2... 1... Protuberance hill.

[53miner53]

Still my hill.

[Guest]

A black hole devours your hill, and I make a hill on jools surface.

 

[53miner53]

The pressure at Jool's "surface" is enough to crush your hill. I make a new hill on Pluto.

My hill on dwarf planet.

[kerbiloid]

Dwarf planets sticks to the hill from downside.

Hill with attached you and planet/