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11 hours ago, roboslacker said:

I plant a nuke on the prograde side of the moon and detonate it, de-orbiting the moon. Because that's how orbital mechanics work. It's not like movies would lie to us, right?

Or that video about detonating a Tsar Bomba at the bottom of the Marinas Trench, cause that's totally what would happen. 

I can't stand this video.

Back on topic, I sue the astronomers for destruction of property and gain a newfound budget of all of MIT's resources. I use that to start funneling air to the moon so I can have fighter jets.

Seriously what made the creator of that video think the Tsar Bomba could de-orbit earth?! It didn't when there wasn't 110,000,000 megapascals of pressure inhibiting the blast wave, so how would it now!? 

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAARRRRGH

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11 minutes ago, roboslacker said:

Here's a much better analysis of that situation.

Hah, you fool! I drove MIT totally bankrupt during my brief tenure as University dictator.

Yes, XKCD is a must read. I thought it was a small webcomic/blog until I joined the forum, lol.

Well.... Crap. 

Well, Schnikes Happens.

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Please keep on topic.

Whilst the fuss over the moon is going on. The foreign country mentioned last page mysteriously collapses and a new government takes over.

The government authorizes me and my fine team to construct a "brand new toy."

latest?cb=20130513201943

(under construction)

My 2 military bases and a upcoming fancy "toy."

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But I am left- un lazified! I proceed to wall off large sections of the earth, including the everyone-hill. I proceed to create a large purple storm that continuously closes in on you, driving you together and forcing you to fight to the death!

The winner gets nothing.

I drop you out of a C-130. Have fun!

I put guns around random buildings and will periodically drop crates with over powered weapons onto the field.

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Come, fellow users. Let us  join together to fight this purple Kraken-storm!

 

 

 

 

And You didn't say anything about my peace pancakes. Who wants maple syrup?

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You can't fight the storm, it's gainst the rules of the game. Besides, it's impossible without exploits! BWAHAHAHAHA, I trapped you in the grid from Tron. Where are you trapped in the grid? PUBG!

I add an impossible device to my Mind base that allows me to extract energy from stars to power a massive laser arrays that totally obeys the laws of physics. 

I extract the energy from @YNM's star and store it for later use.

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The project has finished the construction.

...

One day, a unidentified C-130 violates our airspace. After several unsuccessful attempts to get the C-130 to leave a restricted area, command is given to use "it."

latest?cb=20090122094652

All reports related to the unidentified C-130 became classified.

My two military bases and a fully operational "long-range, anti-ICBM weapon".

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