King of the Hill

[kerbiloid]

Astronomers detected intensive infrared radiation on the Moon.
Getting there they found re-freezers of unknown origin. They cover them with thick layer of regolith, to protect the precious artefact.
Re-freezers overheat.

[Kernel Kraken]

I notify the astronomers that I happen to be on the moon. I have them return my stolen property or be sued.

[kerbiloid]

Prof. of Astronomy Mary E. Sue (nee Issue) rejects your suggestion, and stays Sue'd.

Edited March 25, 2018 by kerbiloid

[roboslacker]

I plant a nuke on the prograde side of the moon and detonate it, de-orbiting the moon. Because that's how orbital mechanics work. It's not like movies would lie to us, right?

[kerbiloid]

Right. But the nuke appears to be overpowered, and the Moon stays in the same orbit, but now moves in the opposite direction.

Edited March 25, 2018 by kerbiloid

[roboslacker]

Only temporarily. Air resistance will soon put the moon back on a suborbital path.

[HansonKerman]

I am not under the Moon crash.

I make my own hill. My hill!

[Kernel Kraken]

11 hours ago, roboslacker said:

I plant a nuke on the prograde side of the moon and detonate it, de-orbiting the moon. Because that's how orbital mechanics work. It's not like movies would lie to us, right?

Or that video about detonating a Tsar Bomba at the bottom of the Marinas Trench, cause that's totally what would happen. 

I can't stand this video.

Back on topic, I sue the astronomers for destruction of property and gain a newfound budget of all of MIT's resources. I use that to start funneling air to the moon so I can have fighter jets.

Seriously what made the creator of that video think the Tsar Bomba could de-orbit earth?! It didn't when there wasn't 110,000,000 megapascals of pressure inhibiting the blast wave, so how would it now!? 

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAARRRRGH

Edited March 26, 2018 by TheMadKraken2297

[roboslacker]

Here's a much better analysis of that situation.

6 hours ago, TheMadKraken2297 said:

Back on topic, I sue the astronomers for destruction of property and gain a newfound budget of all of MIT's resources.

Hah, you fool! I drove MIT totally bankrupt during my brief tenure as University dictator.

[Kernel Kraken]

11 minutes ago, roboslacker said:

Here's a much better analysis of that situation.

Hah, you fool! I drove MIT totally bankrupt during my brief tenure as University dictator.

Yes, XKCD is a must read. I thought it was a small webcomic/blog until I joined the forum, lol.

Well.... Crap. 

Well, Schnikes Happens.

Edited March 26, 2018 by TheMadKraken2297

[p1t1o]

I like the way that the frame displayed on that youtube link has the nuke detonating in the centre of an already-formed circular mountain range.

[CVerts]

Please keep on topic.

Whilst the fuss over the moon is going on. The foreign country mentioned last page mysteriously collapses and a new government takes over.

The government authorizes me and my fine team to construct a "brand new toy."

(under construction)

My 2 military bases and a upcoming fancy "toy."

[Kernel Kraken]

I dig a 750- kilometer across crater and run several laser arrays in it. They are angled at a Cubic Zirconium crystal in a way that they will converge into one beam with unimaginable power.

My Death star like- Mün.

[YNM]

I assembled enough gasses from interstellar space to make a molecular cloud, which collapses.

My star.

[roboslacker]

I go to the supermarket and pick up an H-bomb, and use it to blow up the mun-lazer

[kerbiloid]

Mun-lazer makes the last burn, and makes everybody lazy.

Nobody tries to conquer the hill.

[HansonKerman]

Mun-lazer wears off, and through years of work, I make a hill for everyone here.

Then I make some yummy pancakes to share. Who wants maple syrup?  Peace on Kerbin. What is the Moon?

 

[Kernel Kraken]

But I am left- un lazified! I proceed to wall off large sections of the earth, including the everyone-hill. I proceed to create a large purple storm that continuously closes in on you, driving you together and forcing you to fight to the death!

The winner gets nothing.

I drop you out of a C-130. Have fun!

I put guns around random buildings and will periodically drop crates with over powered weapons onto the field.

[HansonKerman]

Come, fellow users. Let us  join together to fight this purple Kraken-storm!

 

 

 

 

And You didn't say anything about my peace pancakes. Who wants maple syrup?

Edited March 27, 2018 by HansonKerman

[Kernel Kraken]

You can't fight the storm, it's gainst the rules of the game. Besides, it's impossible without exploits! BWAHAHAHAHA, I trapped you in the grid from Tron. Where are you trapped in the grid? PUBG!

I add an impossible device to my Mind base that allows me to extract energy from stars to power a massive laser arrays that totally obeys the laws of physics. 

I extract the energy from @YNM's star and store it for later use.

Edited March 27, 2018 by TheMadKraken2297

[roboslacker]

I reverse the polarity on the quantum-flux linux capacitor on your star-sucker, blowing it up. Because science.

[YNM]

In a galaxy far, far away... a molecular cloud collapsed.

It created stars and dusts around them.

There's one large chunk of this dust.

My dust.

[Kernel Kraken]

56 minutes ago, roboslacker said:

I reverse the polarity on the quantum-flux linux capacitor on your star-sucker, blowing it up. Because science.

More like because star-trek style BS Science.

[CVerts]

The project has finished the construction.

...

One day, a unidentified C-130 violates our airspace. After several unsuccessful attempts to get the C-130 to leave a restricted area, command is given to use "it."

All reports related to the unidentified C-130 became classified.

My two military bases and a fully operational "long-range, anti-ICBM weapon".

[kerbiloid]

A subterranean torpedo burns through the rocks and takes out the Excalibur tower from Ace Combat _{(I've taken a look at the picture URL)}