King of the Hill

[Tery215]

I inject your clone with deadly rock viruses. He turns into a rock.

My hill.

[mikeman7918]

If I had a firecracker for every time I was killed in this forum game... Oh wait, I do! I use my many firecrackers to blow up everything on the hill.

My charred hill.

[teepee2345]

my hill

[Designer225]

My space rocks.

[Sesni]

I take the space rocks and create a hill with them, and plant my flag.

My hill in the middle of space.

[MGUARN]

I take your hill by force ,and plant it on a planet ,and a flag on it.While holding a Thanksgiving muffin sale ,and apple juice.

This hill is now under my economic control!

[General Rarity]

Power Armored pegasi storm onto your hill, and seize it for the Outcasts.

My hill.

[Tery215]

I use the power of extraterrestrial objects to remove the atmosphere, rendering the pegasi dead. (asteroids)

My hill.

[GreeningGalaxy]

I call Jon's Law down upon you by directing the relativistic exhaust of my beam-core antimatter rocket towards your hill, neatly inverting it into a deep crater. Too bad you didn't have an atmosphere to protect you from that!

The torchship attached to the front of the beam-core antimatter engine carries me along a brachistochrone trajectory for Duna, where I carefully land and establish a base on a hill, which is mine.

[mikeman7918]

I pick up the hill and then I drop it on Kerbin,

My hill.

[Tery215]

I smash all of the Kerbolar planets together, creating millions of "hill"s.

My hills.

[WinkAllKerb'']

I build some bridges that land to all thoose high lands hills like some tiny teeth bits.

My "Presqu'île".

Edited November 16, 2014 by WinkAllKerb''
Oleron et ron petit pata'pont

[Kinglet]

I use hyper edit to restore the kerbol system and make a germanium hill on minmus.

My hill.

[megatiger78]

I completely ignore this and build a castle on a hill in castles story.

my castle hill

[Kinglet]

Castle story's developers discontinued the game. Eventually software updates leave your computer unable to run it. No emulators work with the game so you have no choice but to delete it. My real hill.

[megatiger78]

I point out that the game was not discontinued after stealing a time machine. my castle hill

[Kinglet]

I bribe your minions with baked goods to disassemble your hill. I still have my hill.

[megatiger78]

I use the LAG to reverse gravity. my inverted hill

[Tery215]

Your hill floats away. Everything in the universe falls apart.

My hill.

[mikeman7918]

I press the magical reset button.

My hill.

[Starwhip]

*tail swipe*

My hill.

[CelticCossack51]

I hire the People's Liberation Army to take the hill and guard it with their might.

my hill

[megatiger78]

I make a cat video. my cat video

[GreeningGalaxy]

I press a button from the cockpit of my torchship (which is still sitting on Duna, next to the awkward crater that used to be my hill), setting off tiny explosive charges at key locations around your monitor, hard disk, and RAM. Your cat video has been successfully purged. As the signal's propagation reaches Kerbin, a final, considerably larger ring of shaped charges is fired out in the desert, piling up sediments into a spontaneous hill. My hill, even though I'm not there to claim it.

[megatiger78]

I claim it. by hill. surrounded by spore creatures and bricktrons