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Gojira

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You have violated my IP for the last time... AND your check bounced.

I have the police arrest you and send you to prison until there comes a time when you can pay your debts

My Hill of Lawyerly Shenanigans

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As per the contract, I will come to the aid of those that have been wronged. I show off my skillz at Gmod's Prop Hunt. This confuses everyone, giving me time to dismantle your PC and extract the raw materials. I then melt them down, and sell them to get the amount of money the PC was originally work, and transfer the money back into Fel's back account.

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If you're relying on server mods, then so shall I.

I choose Uber Upgrades. I proceed to go Spy, get 12 levels of firebolt in ubertechs, max out melee attack rate upgrades (it upgrades to 95% on Spy, which is just insane), and stack everything else into enough power for INFINITE FIREBALLS. I AM BECOME MAGICANNON, DESTROYER OF EVERYTHING NOT FIREPROOF. (And since it works off the knife, get too close and I can try to get a backstab)

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What did I just watch, oh dear...

I blast

at your hill and it causes you to simultaneously be wowed at the music's splendor, to reflect on its meaning, and think of past and future moments of your life that remind you of it. This causes you to become immobilized from such deep thought, and I take your hill silently.

My hill.

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Okay, no more fooling around. I enact a Spacial Isolation Field around wherever this is taking place. The music cuts out, and a dark, deep voice bellows through the halls:

Do any of you know the history of the OgS expanse? It's a fascinating story. It was cause by a chain reaction of unstable Omega and Sigma molecules. Oh, you all know what those are? Well then, I wont bore you with details.

You life forms are weak. Primitive, impure, violent, and blind. Your cluster will be purged of impure life, and why don't I start with you all? A canister of Omega and Sigma molecules is hidden here. With the flick of my wrist, you can kiss your so called “hill†goodbye.Every string within this tiny field of the universe, gone. Just like OgS. However...

As an alternative, you can save yourselves by surrendering your territory to me, and banding with me to become purer, more potent life forms. I must warn you though, it wont be easy. You have 10 minutes to confirm your compliance...

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Then you shall PERISH!

The bridge holding the molecules apart has collapsed, and they will now fuse with each other; the two most powerful known substances. The nuclei become unstable, and each one collapses, expending the same energy that enveloped the thousands of light years worth of space called OgS, but all contained within a much smaller space, causing a greater effect, and leaving no room for error.

I then proceed back to the moon in which I live, and work on synthesizing more.

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