53miner53 Posted April 2, 2017 Share Posted April 2, 2017 (edited) I take the hill over because I owned the other hill that was part of the collision. my hill. (definitely unrealistic battles. Battle of Yavin could have been over without a trench run, just come in from directly above the exaust port.) Edited April 2, 2017 by 53miner53 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skyer Posted April 2, 2017 Share Posted April 2, 2017 I Bomb the Defences on the hill with 5 TU-95 (with 1.5ton guided bombs) and parachute a bunker on the hill. My hill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 3, 2017 Share Posted April 3, 2017 Wrong hill. But yours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted April 3, 2017 Share Posted April 3, 2017 I push the bunker off the hill with a bulldozer. My hill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 3, 2017 Share Posted April 3, 2017 Why those two are fighting for a wrong hill, a family of gophers occupy the correct hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted April 3, 2017 Share Posted April 3, 2017 ...easy enough. I take my bulldozer, plow through the gopher nest (killing them in the process), flatten that hill and return to: My Hill! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkOwl57 Posted April 3, 2017 Share Posted April 3, 2017 I sign a peace deal with the surviving gophers. My pact Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
53miner53 Posted April 3, 2017 Share Posted April 3, 2017 I return from orbit in a space shuttle and make an emergency landing on the hill. My hill now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 3, 2017 Share Posted April 3, 2017 One leg of your lander falls into a survived gophers' hole. Survived gophers' hill and space shuttle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joseph Kerman Posted April 4, 2017 Share Posted April 4, 2017 I send groundhogs to make friends with the gophers. Our hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skyer Posted April 4, 2017 Share Posted April 4, 2017 (edited) I call for murican air support. And carpet bomb the living sh*t out of the hills. Apparently Abram's tanks are to fat drive through the mud and craters after murican carpet bombing. so I fail to occupy. No one's hill. Edited April 4, 2017 by Skyer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hypercosmic Posted April 4, 2017 Share Posted April 4, 2017 Colonize the hill and make some seriously strong bunker defending all incoming attacks under the hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 4, 2017 Share Posted April 4, 2017 (edited) The gophers get awaken by the carpet bombing and tanks roaring, crawl out from their deepest hole and eat the wires and cables under the bunker, Gophers' craterized hill protected with concrete slabs and metal scraps. Edited April 4, 2017 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hypercosmic Posted April 4, 2017 Share Posted April 4, 2017 (edited) 2 hours ago, kerbiloid said: The gophers get awaken by the carpet bombing and tanks roaring, crawl out from their deepest hole and eat the wires and cables under the bunker, Gophers' craterized hill protected with concrete slabs and metal scraps. Destroy the gophers once for all, then repair the hill base. Everything reverts to normal, and nobody noticed any sign of life below. A hill. note: some gophers survived. They're like cockroaches, you know? Edited April 4, 2017 by Hypercosmic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 4, 2017 Share Posted April 4, 2017 Gophers stay undestroyed. The hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hypercosmic Posted April 4, 2017 Share Posted April 4, 2017 1 hour ago, kerbiloid said: Gophers stay undestroyed. The hill. Pardon me. Spoiler WOULD YOU STOP BEING SO DAMN IGNORANT??? YOU RUINED MY JOKE IN ANOTHER THREAD, AND NOW THESE GOPHERS - AS TOUGH AS FING COCKROACHES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skyer Posted April 4, 2017 Share Posted April 4, 2017 (edited) Incoming! With air support (Su-25's and Su-34's) and half Speznas army! The Russian army rolls over the hill and establishes a FOB! My hill! Edited April 4, 2017 by Skyer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hypercosmic Posted April 4, 2017 Share Posted April 4, 2017 37 minutes ago, Skyer said: Incoming! With air support (Su-25's and Su-34's) and half Speznas army! The Russian army rolls over the hill and establishes a FOB! My hill! *silently watches you taking over the hill, and you didn't noticed it.* Your hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0111narwhalz Posted April 4, 2017 Share Posted April 4, 2017 I replace your FOB with a fob and attach it to my keyring--the very same which holds the keys to the hill. My hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joseph Kerman Posted April 4, 2017 Share Posted April 4, 2017 (edited) Supporting Hypercosmic with PL-01 Stealth Tanks, F-22's, F-35's of all sorts, Su-35's, M1A3 Abrams MBT's, M270 MLRS's, M777 Howitzers, M109 SPG's, B-52H's, B-2's, B-1B's, B-1R's, F/A-18E's, F-15E's, USS Ford with Laser, and Boeing 737 with Laser. Our hill. Edited April 4, 2017 by Joseph Kerman No Commies! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkOwl57 Posted April 4, 2017 Share Posted April 4, 2017 When did y'all's planet turn into a war zone? My peaceful planet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 4, 2017 Share Posted April 4, 2017 Your peaceful planet. Meanwhile a green beautiful mantis climbs over a nice pink flower and meets a splendid butterfly trembling with her azure wings. Spoiler AND TEARS IT APARTS TO GORGE!!11oneone... Their peaceful beautiful planet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hypercosmic Posted April 4, 2017 Share Posted April 4, 2017 22 minutes ago, DarkOwl57 said: When did y'all's planet turn into a war zone? My peaceful planet Went pass, say hi, give them space tech and stuffs, and leave. You peaceful planet Naal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Collot999 Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 (edited) I will do a night surprise attack on the hill and... W.T.F.??? LEARN TO DRIVE NOOBS They do the attackers got spotted, missed the surprise factor I lose the combat Your Hill. T_T Edited April 5, 2017 by Collot999 It automatically replace what by what Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RA3236 Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 The Australian infantry take over the hill as its in Aussie territory the U.K. Helps. Turnbull Governments' hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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