DarkOwl57 Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 The 'town' you landed next to happened to be my capital! Enjoy being a federal prisoner for the next millennia. (You weren't busted for trying to claim my land; it was because you intruded in the 'No Fly Zone') Our planet/Federation/Prisoner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 (edited) One of them sits in Azkaban. Another one rules from the Federation throne with a tigress aside.. Meanwhile a valiant squad of Rick Grimes and his friends peacefully comes in and prepares to have a rest... ... (two weeks later) ... A valiant squad of Rick Grimes and his friends peacefully goes away towards the sunset, No prison. No hill. No capital. Even no zombies. Just smoking ruins. Edited March 27, 2017 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkOwl57 Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 You become renowned for your poetry skills! You're invited to my capital for a royal banquet held in your honor as Owlia's greatest poet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Raging Sandwich Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 While you guys were on your own business, I claimed 3/5 of a far-away galaxy. My 3/5 of a far-away galaxy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkOwl57 Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 My nation claims the other 2/5's, and we create an alliance. Our planet, federation, alliance, and my prisoner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Raging Sandwich Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 I trade your prisoner for a lifetime supply of toothpicks. My prisoner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spacetraindriver Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 I bail him out. He then claims a hill. His hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkOwl57 Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 I refuse your offer and keep the prisoner on a ration of 6 pieces of bread a week. Thank goodness there's no Red Cross on our planet! My- ah you know the drill by now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 2 hours ago, DarkOwl57 said: I refuse your offer and keep the prisoner on a ration of 6 pieces of bread a week. Thank goodness there's no Red Cross on our planet! Amnesty organization accuses you in cruelty. Giving him 6 pieces of carbohydrate food a week, without any workout, you will make him fat and increase risk of heart attack for him. They make you give him 5 pieces a week and force to build a pyramide carrying the stones alone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
53miner53 Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 I dig a hole instead, find aluminum and iron, and use them to build a rocket. I launch myself to orbit. my freedom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkOwl57 Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 You're shot down by my Interstellar Police force and brought back down to my greatest Maximum security prison. Your cell is a 4x4x4 ft. box. Your food rations have been cut to 3.5 pieces of bread a week. My great prison system Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
53miner53 Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 You caught a decoy riding a spent rocket stage, and I send myself on an interstellar trajectory with an asteroid. my freedom FOREVER!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkOwl57 Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 Nope. We caught you. And if that wasn't a decoy, every single system in the universe has a bounty on you. My bounty hunters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
53miner53 Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 Except for my home planet who sent me out on the space shuttle in the first place. They send a task force to your maximum security prison, bust me out, and I wage war on your empire and your bounty hunters with space shuttles that are armed with powerful lasers and nuclear missles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nailed it! Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 (edited) The bounties do not know that they're allied, so they battle each other and end up destroyed. @53miner53 fleet help the destruction of the bounties and he flees to my own system with my own hill conquested from the surviving bounties to live as he wants on another hill. My hill and his completly free other hill, and our planetary alliance. Edited March 27, 2017 by Nailed it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkOwl57 Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 Your puny resistance... es? Resisti? are crushed with ease. Your planet is turned into a nuclear wasteland thanks to my inter-planetary nuclear bombs. My clean planet, and your wasteland. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nailed it! Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 Hey, there's a black comin' to your system... Crap, it sucked him in. Now I can't tell him his planet revolted an allied against him so it joined the aliance and gave us a free floating atmosphere ringing a pulsar so we can live confy and in free fall. (Larry Niven reference) The alliance Air Ring Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkOwl57 Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 I think you've misunderstood. You destroyed your own planet instead. At least this criminal's gone. My- I should really copy/paste this, shouldn't I?- Our planet, Federation, and clean nation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nailed it! Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 The planet's already a wasteland, so no loss. The Air ring is not a planet, so it can't be destroyed without destroying the pulsar (good luck on that). Your own planet joined the aliance. And by the way, weren't you supposed to be inside a black hole? Anyway, if you managed to return, you are a citizen in the planet Owlia, but everybody's happy, criminals are psycologicaly cured so there's no death penalty nor prisons and everybody is content. Our (this includes you, @DarkOwl57) galactic Utopia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
53miner53 Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 We just killed the game, didn't we? my space shuttle, in the air bubble, around the pulsar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEpicSquared Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 I ask to be part of @Nailed it!'s galactic utopia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spacetraindriver Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 On April 29, 2012 at 10:18 AM, Gojira said: No roleplaying. Just keep this in mind guys... My hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
53miner53 Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 I capture the hill in a game of capture the flag my hill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Raging Sandwich Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 I accidentally knock down your game while playing soccer. I pick it back up and claim the hill for myself. My hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 (edited) Mom comes into the room, switches off computer with the war raging in Galactic Empire and makes to go to kitchen and have a lunch. Her cookie. P.S. Yes, mixing a game with IRL is jerky, I know. But couldn't resist. Edited March 28, 2017 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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