King of the Hill

[Bioman222]

I snipe you with a silenced Barrett 50 Cal. and build a nuke bunker.

My hill.

[Spearka]

you take a crossbow bolt to the face

i build 3 bunkers with me in one of them

my bunkers

[theattackcorgi]

I just nuke all of them

My broken hill

[GROOV3ST3R]

I hack a warpgate of a major intergalactic army ready for war to send them to the location of the broken hill, floating in space. In confusion, all remnants of the hill are destroyed. Luckily, back on Kerbin, there is an identical hill in pristine condition. I stick my flag on top of it, with a plaque reading:

''My hill 2.0''

[theattackcorgi]

I stab you

My hill.

[OdinYggd]

Time stops. The universe itself sort of burps, and amid much theatrics and clouds of mist the hill restores itself to its proper form- a nice grassy knoll with a little gazebo on top.

Time resumes its proper course, and a lone adventurer plants a flag just outside this gazebo dedicating the hill to the glory of the allfather.

[theattackcorgi]

I burn your Gazebo and your flag.

My hill.

[Tidus Klein]

I burn you.

My hill

Edited December 7, 2013 by Tidus Klein

[theattackcorgi]

I secretly install a SAM site on your base which shoots you.

My hill with SAM launcher

[OdinYggd]

A tungsten-carbide lance falls from orbit, homing in at terminal velocity directly on the hilltop with your missile launcher.

It impacts perfectly, obliterating your military installation from the surface of the peaceful hilltop.

Work crews are soon dispatched to clean up the mess, building a national park around the remains of the lance sticking up like a monument to Gungnir.

[Tidus Klein]

I make a hill out of boxes and claim it as my own, because you cant hurt a park.

My hobo box hill

[GROOV3ST3R]

I build an exact replica of the hill which floats upside down above the original hill. I can see a hobo living on a pile of boxes from there and invite him to live on top of the inverted hill, which is actually the bottom but it's more complex than that.

My inverted hill with a hobo on top (or bottom)

[Tidus Klein]

I accept your Invitation and live on the "Right"? side of the hill with GROOVESTER.

MY and GROOVESTERS upside down hill.

[Lord_Potato]

Lord_Potato used Gravity!

Gravity intensified!

The hills fell on top of each other, killing all on it.

Lord_Potato claims the hill!

[Spearka]

i bury Lord potato to grow a potato plant

my potato-infested hill

[Designer225]

I raided your hill and stole all your potatoes, then left. Spearka's no-longer-potato-infested hill.

[GROOV3ST3R]

Because of the potato shortage, sparka starved to death, leaving the hill in nobody's possession once more.

No mans hill.

[11JRidding]

I stumble upon the hill and dig into it, go into the huge hole I made, and use my tail to cover it back up again

My inside of a hill

[Tidus Klein]

I claim the hill and cast a spell on it that makes it rebuild its self every time it is damaged.

I then cast a curse on it that will crush anyone that claims it after me.

My moderator pleasing cursed hill.!

[Bioman222]

I use /clear spells

I then light your tail on fire.

My hill.

[Spearka]

fire spreads and kills Bioman, i come in a bit later

my charred hill

[Bioman222]

I use water bending (hydrokinesis) and make and direct a big wave at the hill. This clears the ashes and gets arid of spearka. I then put down grass seeds which I give bonemeal.

I then put a flag of BSMC down.

My reborn hill.

[mrrpamplemousse]

Use the nope cannon.

My sub-molecular hill

[Spearka]

I reverse time to when I had the 3 bunkers, i move them further apart and add another in the centre

my hill

[11JRidding]

My nuke

It hits the hill, killing all lifeforms but keeping all "Buildings"/"Plants"/"The Hill" intact

My hill