King of the Hill

[dbmorpher]

Bring in Lawyers that stall you in court allowing me to take the hill

My hill.

[Sun]

I nuke every hill in the universe, and build a Death Star with a hill inside of it.

My DS with a hill.

[mikeman7918]

I put an earth-sized habitable planet on the underside of your hill inside a Death Star, and a Death Star will crumble into tiny pieces when it's on a planet's surface because of the square vs. cube law.

My debris covered hill.

[dbmorpher]

I scoop up all your debris, build a Jeager and stomp on your hill.

My stomped hill

[Sesni]

I claim your hill via legal procedures.

My stomped hill

[Disiuze]

I buy your hill and create a new one.

My brand new hill.

[K3achas]

I pour molten silver on your hill.

My shinny multi-trillion dollar hill.

[Disiuze]

I steal your hill.

My Stolen, Shiny, Multi-trillion dollar hill.

[Designer225]

I infect you with Cordyceps fungus, then left with a mask on as the hill is now populated with the parasitic fungus.

Disiuze's parasitic fungus-infested hill and Cordyceps-mutated human.

(References to the CBI in The Last of Us)

[K3achas]

I use extreme amounts of weed killer.

My toxic, shiny, trillion dollar hill.

[Ultraflight]

I use a live My Little Pony to forcefully wipe the silver off and absorb the weedkiller, then plant its face in the ground and let Soyuz'TMAs grow out of it. I also bludgeon you with a Soyuz-TMA.

My Soyuz-TMA-growing farmhill.

it also grows Progress-Ms, if you order in advance.

[Anister]

I delete the save and start a new one.

I pick a random hill on Kerbin

My hill

[Disiuze]

I fly to the Mun and claim a random hill there.

My Mun-Rock hill.

[Tery215]

I use /spreadplayers @e.

All of you (and me (and every object that is not a voxel)) appear on Square-Voxel megaplanet. I'm the only one to land on a hill.

My hill, composed primarily of square-voxels.

Edited August 16, 2014 by Tery215

[Disiuze]

I disconnect, create my own world and claim a mountain made of Element 26.

My Hill made of Element 26.

[K3achas]

I kill you and claim the hill.

My empiricaly ruled hill made of Element 26.

[Designer225]

You commit suicide because you are depressed.

The anarchy-ruled hill made of Element 26.

[Tery215]

I send knights. Geneeric knights.

My feudal society living among the Iron Hills.

[Anister]

I use water and Aqua regia to rust your forces, i claim your hill with a man armed with a toothpick

[MrWalrus123]

I crush the above poster with a whale and a bowl of petunias. then I claim the hill

[Sun]

I delete the universe, including all save files possible.

My nothing.

[dryer_lint]

I reinstall KerbalHillProgram.exe.

My hill game.

[Sun]

I delete the actual, IRL universe.

My nothing.

[Disiuze]

*BIG-BANG!*

My Universal Hill.

[Sun]

I find a hill on the planet Sergo Bbb. (That's a moon of a planet in a binary system)

My hill on Sergo Bbb.