General Rarity Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 ... I'm being dragged through the sky by my foot by a giant, pastel-colored, winged equine.My ridiculous situation.Pastel-colored?Another GPE Pegasus somehow magically teleports in and grabs the other Pegasus (and you) and magically teleports into Hired Gun/Silver Storm's lair.My prisoners in an odd situation! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreeningGalaxy Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 Pastel-colored?My mistake. It's that really intense redshift that sometimes happens when two objects are, um, moving at really fast... relative speeds... away from each other..... right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mythbusters844 Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 I get a space train and fly it up to Greening and the ponies and make them board.My train and prisoners Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Rarity Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 Hired takes note that you put Serenity in a separate train car than her and breaks both Serenity and herself out.My Stronk horses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreeningGalaxy Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 Having spent a good deal of time in proximity to ponies, I've absorbed almost twelve Sieverts of Brony Radiation, which is the LD50 for extradimensional Alternian Troll women of my age and body composition. My neurons begin to misfire as the rate at which they are struck by high-energy photons catches up to their regeneration speed, and I hallucinate that the sky is full of stars one again.My stars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anister Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 Fire a Multi-Zettawatt lazer at a star, causing it to go supernova. Said nova creates a chain reaction, and all the start blow up.My formless void (which may or may not have a gaping maw) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreeningGalaxy Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 Being once again empty of stars and reference points, my brain-universe now matches the real universe (or lack thereof) closely enough for the hallucination to break down and my state of consciousness to return to normal. I take a radiation-sickness tablet from my first aid kit and break free, running for the hills as fast as my legs and local-volume vacuum-polarization powers can carry me (about Mach 1.1 at sea level).My escape! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Rarity Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 For some reason, you were running towards Washington DC when all of a sudden, a series of bright flashes and mushroom clouds engulf the landscape. Strong winds break your escape and carry you a few miles away to Pittsburgh. Soon, more atomics drop and burn the planet of Earth alive. You survive, somehow, but then a magical cage drops onto you.My prisoner! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 As the Lone Wanderer, Dogmeat and I free your prisoner and destroy you and the rest of you slavers.My post-apocalyptic city! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Rarity Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 Cloudships and Vertibucks come in through a trans-dimensional portal and attack your city.My Pegasi-controlled city. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 Skybase arrives, the Angels launch and shoot all your craft out of the sky, and Spectrum saves the day.My city again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 (edited) See the enterprise. See the enterprise go boldly.Pow pow pow!No more cities for the enterprise to go boldly on. Edited September 18, 2014 by Tery215 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Rarity Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 Hoards of Thunderheads attack the Enterprise.My Thunderhead fleet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 I do a chop to the neck. On your thunderhead fleet.My dead thunderhead fleet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinkAllKerb'' Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 (edited) Nevermind i got an army of medic able to overcome the dead things.My army of medics that deserve to stay dumb. Edited September 18, 2014 by WinkAllKerb'' ;op Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 I send doom robots.My army of corpses. Just corpses, not zombies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreeningGalaxy Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 Whaa?I wake up a few meters away from some kind of magical cage. A cage with... someone in it? Someone with long hair and a long black dress- Oh. I glance down and observe myself, ending my state of macroscopic totally-not-quantum superposition in favor of the un-caged location. What did you guys do to this universe, anyway? A whole person being in two places at once makes absolutely no sense.I notice that my Alcubierre bubble surrounding what's left of the universe is still active, for certain values of such. Drawing once again on my multidimensional space powers, I change its alignment from linear to polar-contractile, superluminally compressing the space containing the Earth, its post-apocalyptic cities, the debris field of whatever that was that exploded in orbit a few pages ago, and everything else left over from the universe's destruction. The microcosm lingers for a few femtoseconds before it dips below the Planck limit. The vacuum energy constant drops to zero, and the last proton decays a fraction of an instant later. Suddenly, everything goes black. Your speakers pop. Then, your taskbar and start menu appear.You sigh, clicking the "OK" button. The window vanishes, and, behind it, you see a hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 Control Alt Delete.My tablet of infinite power. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreeningGalaxy Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 Control Alt T, ~$ su root. My tablet of also infinite yet far more capable power. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Rarity Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 Suddenly, Linux!My Linux. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 I use electromagnetic pulse from neutron star [cluster]. Which I pointed towards the earth. Every single one.My dark ages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sun Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 I restart the universe, get to current times, and do what I usually do.My mud lake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreeningGalaxy Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 This is turning into the google picture war! Ack!Meanwhile, -1 for Ubuntu. I used it for a while but eventually got fed up with the constant appearance of THIS:*snarls*I shut down my clearly superior Debian system, get up from my chair, step into the spaceless and timeless void beyond, and create a new universe, using myself as the nucleation point. GreeningGalaxy evolves into GreeningUniverse!About 13.8 billion years later, GreeningUniverse gives rise to all of you, and one of you creates and lays claim to a hill, on a planet which orbits a star, in a galaxy which forms part of giant supercluster complex.Your hill, but technically my you. (And also my hill.)Edit: Oh for the love of [DATA EXPUNGED], double ninja'd? What freakin ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Rarity Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 Dammit Greening, you broke the game.I claim the Universe.My Universe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mythbusters844 Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 I turn into Reichtangle und anschluss du universe.Mein universe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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