0111narwhalz Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 (edited) Gets a Moon rocket. Inserts relativistic neutral particle beam. Edited May 13, 2016 by 0111narwhalz 100% not ninja'd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSealBrigade Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 Gets quantum fluctuation Inserts a @DolphinDude3. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 Gets two dolphins. Inserts Black Hat's hat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSealBrigade Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 Gets a hat that's black and black hat hat black... Inserts sauropod... (I have no idea how that would fit in the coin slot while being alive) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blasty McBlastblast Posted May 14, 2016 Share Posted May 14, 2016 Gets 5,000 gallons of delicious sauropod soup (in no way affiliated with sauropod payment) with bonus free wontons!!** **only available 3pm to 3:05pm on the 5th Tuesday of every month in a leap year that begins with the number A Inserts oddly shaped Hong Kong currency.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSealBrigade Posted May 14, 2016 Share Posted May 14, 2016 Gets even weirder currency. Inserts Megalodon... read my sig Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blasty McBlastblast Posted May 14, 2016 Share Posted May 14, 2016 Receives odd stretching sensation in the tips of his bounds, and suddenly acquires a deep and compelling urge to get a "bigger boat"... whatever that means! Hoping for toast, inserts bread... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrofox Posted May 14, 2016 Share Posted May 14, 2016 (edited) And it gets rejected. You decide to get a toaster instead. After getting a toaster, you insert it in hopes that the vending machine will use it... Edited May 14, 2016 by Astrofox Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSealBrigade Posted May 14, 2016 Share Posted May 14, 2016 The vending machine explodes. Inserts Plesiosaur Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 (edited) Gets note saying to come back in an hour. After the hour has passed you come back to find a sign on the machine saying "This machine does not accept extinct currencies." Inserts snake molt. Edited May 15, 2016 by cubinator Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSealBrigade Posted May 16, 2016 Share Posted May 16, 2016 Gets a note saying that you need real snakes to operate the machine. Inserts antimatter containment facility. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZentroCatson Posted May 16, 2016 Share Posted May 16, 2016 Gets antimatter. Kaboom. Inserts frog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSealBrigade Posted May 16, 2016 Share Posted May 16, 2016 A speaker inside the machine activates. "Welcome to Science Class. Today, we will be dissecting this Leopard Frog. Please place your frog in your pan and start your dissection. Make sure to take notes, as there will be a test on this tomorrow." Inserts Olympus Whale (scroll all the way down to read about it. If you confused, read the Original Post) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max_creative Posted May 16, 2016 Share Posted May 16, 2016 Gets people yelling about animal cruelty! Inserts TheSealBrigade so he will never harm another animal. Especially turtles. TURTLES ARE AWESOME!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSealBrigade Posted May 16, 2016 Share Posted May 16, 2016 (edited) Gets a bloodthirsty seal with a loaded MP5 pointed at your face Inserts max_creative so he stops babbling about this thing call Dres. Whatever that is. @max_creative i doubt you even read the link :\ Edited May 16, 2016 by TheSealBrigade Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matuchkin Posted May 16, 2016 Share Posted May 16, 2016 (edited) Gets what I said on 04/05/2016: On 04/05/2016 at 10:03 PM, Matuchkin said: You can hear Max_Creative's muffled scream inside the machine, then his corpse falls backwards, headless. Blood accumulates on the floor, flowing like a fountain out of the corpse's pulmonary vein. Inside the machine, you hear someone chewing, and an emaciated remnant of an eyeball falls out of the coin slot. Inserts glove filled with Vaseline. Edited May 16, 2016 by Matuchkin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted May 16, 2016 Share Posted May 16, 2016 Gets this noise: Inserts Up Goer Five (the real up goer, not the explainer) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSealBrigade Posted May 17, 2016 Share Posted May 17, 2016 Get's a confused look from the next guy in line for the vending machine. Inserts a Kerbal Plushie Toy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZentroCatson Posted May 17, 2016 Share Posted May 17, 2016 Gets 3D printed spaceship. (Ps. You have finally overcome the need to stuff sea animals into a vending machine! Congrats!) Inserts toilet seat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSealBrigade Posted May 17, 2016 Share Posted May 17, 2016 Gets a high pressure jet of sewage in the face. Inserts face, just to see what's going on in there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMSP Posted May 17, 2016 Share Posted May 17, 2016 Gets liquid Nitrogen (the vending machine was very confused) Inserts Dihydrogen Monoxide. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSealBrigade Posted May 17, 2016 Share Posted May 17, 2016 Gets a tin foil hat and a ticket to a conspiracy seminar. Inserts multiple cans of soda from a different vending machine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blasty McBlastblast Posted May 17, 2016 Share Posted May 17, 2016 60 days later... dozens of adorable tiny little vending machines emerge from the nearby sand and begin crawling towards the closest ocean. Safely into the shallows, soon they will migrate to colder waters to graze contentedly upon sea grasses for years, until they reach maturity and return once again to the forums! Inserts a haikouichthys (found seeming abandoned beside the venting machine) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSealBrigade Posted May 17, 2016 Share Posted May 17, 2016 Gets @max_creative yelling about putting sea animals in vending machines. Inserts a wolf that ate my dog or some excuse like that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0111narwhalz Posted May 17, 2016 Share Posted May 17, 2016 Gets a dingo that ate someone's baby. Inserts a small stable strangelet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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