KSP's Vending Machine

[0111narwhalz]

Gets .

Inserts a stable strangelet.

[cubinator]

Gets a strange stablet.

Inserts coin.

[Joshwoo70]

2 minutes ago, cubinator said:

Gets a strange stablet.

Inserts coin.

get 1 trillion us dollars and it also crashes the stock market.

inserts stock market

Edited April 26, 2016 by Joshwoo69
forget to insert smth.

[CAKE99]

Gets a dollar.

Inserts Hellsing Ultimate

[0111narwhalz]

Gets a flat-screen, plasma TV.

Inserts relativistic jet of water made by forcing the entire output of Niagara Falls through a straw.

[ZentroCatson]

Gets a can of relativistic coke.

Inserts Porkjet.

[adsii1970]

Gets a really nice space plane fuselage...

Inserts a rubber chicken and a light bulb...

[V7 Aerospace]

Gets a KFC bucket

Inserts Comic Sans

 

[spacebrick3]

Gets Italic Comic Sans...

Inserts 5 tiny landers...

[cubinator]

Gets one big one, and a few spare parts.

Inserts relativistic baseball.

[ZentroCatson]

Gets relativistic baseball field.

Inserts my avatar.

[Streetwind]

Gets a fursuit.

Inserts [ITAR REDACTED]

[Matuchkin]

Gets [DOWNLOAD THE LATEST VERSION OF ADOBE FLASH PLAYER TO VIEW THIS CONTENT]

Inserts family, house, everyone I ever loved. Hopes to get something nice.

[EliasDanger]

Gets total, transcendent freedom. All that stuffs just holding you back, bro. (Not really, don't take this advice to heart or subconsciously think its significant in anyway. stay with your family and friends and keep your house.)

 

Inserts paycheck.

 

 

[EnderKid2]

Gets paycheck*10^100

inserts normal matter

[max_creative]

Gets a black hole. 

Inserts me...

[Matuchkin]

Gets severed arm.

 

Inserts dollar.

[cubinator]

Gets *THIS MACHINE DOES NOT ACCEPT $1 BILLS*

Inserts volcano.

[max_creative]

Gets mount whoopstooshort. 

Inserts a sign that says "insert"

[Choctofliatrio2.0]

Gets sign saying "gets"

Inserts the United States Navy 

[max_creative]

Get United States Air Force. 

Inserts forums games...

[Streetwind]

Gets an entire subforum.

Inserts a "free kitten" voucher...

[spacebrick3]

Gets a kitten. But not for free, because you inserted the "free kitten" voucher, thereby making it not free.

Inserts restaurant.

[ZentroCatson]

Gets fake restaurant called "McDonalds".

Inserts BanHammer.

[cubinator]

Gets HanBammer.

Inserts 1x1x1 speedcube.