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Do Not Taunt the Magic Boulder!


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do not allow the magic boulder to come near any SMEF (spontaneous mass existence failure) events. if Magic Boulder comes near any SMEFs, please force a SMEF on the magic boulder or a class ZZMB end-of-the-universe may occur.

EDIT: *cough*douglas adams*cough*starship titanic

<hitchhikers guide to the galaxy reference />

Edited by icantmakemodels
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Thaumatic Minerals LTD also provides several other products in its Boulder line, such as Theologic Boulder, Hypervolumetric Boulder, Anti-Magic Boulder, and Traumatic Boulder. Owners of any of these products are warned that Boulder products are not cross-compatible, and that interaction between different Boulder products should be avoided. For more information, request pamphlet "Minerological Rejection and You: How to Prevent Boulder-Boulder Dissonance Events in Your Household."

Please be sure to consult your local Homeowners' Association before installing Magic Boulder on your property.

Magic Boulder may have unpredictable effects on plants. While these may manifest as amusing curiosities, users are advised not to eat fruit originating from such plants, particularly if the plants in question would not ordinarily bear fruit. In addition, Thaumatic Minerals LTD assumes no responsibility for damage incurred by the actions of plant life altered by Magic Boulder's effects. If you suspect your plants, water, pets, or children of being influenced by Magic Boulder, please purchase a Magic Boulder Test Kit from our website.

Edited by GreeningGalaxy
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