Do Not Taunt the Magic Boulder!

[Robotengineer]

redluoB cigaM ton oD.

[SpaceJuice]

Do not split Magic Boulder in half, the resulting reaction may cause Magic Boulder to suddenly explode...

[Downside Up]

The Magic Boulder is not a weapon. Stop.

[Sampa]

Ok, new rule has been put in place. Please review OP.

Note: New rule does not affect existing posts (I will not force you to change your existing posts to follow the rule). This new rule only affects future posts. Thank you.

[Sampa]

Do not strike a match over the Magic Boulder.

[SpaceJuice]

Do not feed the Magic Boulders...

[Tex]

Do not show Magic Boulder card tricks.

[livefree75]

Do not use magic boulder if you breathe. Side effects include pain, krakenizing, and death.

[UnionPacific1983WP]

Do not think about touching the magic Boulder. Don't be stressed while thinking that. If you think about touching it while under stress, it will vitrify your frontal lobe. I'm serious. Visualizing the scenario while under stress actually triggers the reaction.

Portal 2 reference, anyone? Anyone catch that BEFORE reading this bottom text?

[B-STRK]

Do not file petitions for certiorari, prohibition, or mandamus against the Magic Boulder and all its proceedings.

(A habeas kerbus, in theory, is still possible, though likely futile.)

[Tex]

Do not attempt to feed Magic Boulder.

[windows_x_seven]

Do not eat the Magic Boulder.

[Tex]

Do not take Magic Boulder on car rides lasting longer than three hours.

[windows_x_seven]

Do not take Magic Boulder on car rides lasting longer than three hours.

Stoopid, there are no cars, there are only planes and rockets.

[Sampa]

Stoopid, there are no cars, there are only planes and rockets.

Please do not be rude to other players' statements. This game is INTENDED for stupid statements regarding the Magic Boulder.

[windows_x_seven]

That wasn't intended to be an offense, note how I wrote "stoopid" instead of "stupid".

"There are no cars, there are only planes and rockets."

That's a stupid statement as well.

[Starwhip]

[Rerailing in progress...]

Do not land on the Magic Boulder after midnight.

[Columbia]

Do not attempt to mount Magic Boulder. Any citizen caught doing so will be fined 500 Snack dollars.

[Sampa]

That wasn't intended to be an offense, note how I wrote "stoopid" instead of "stupid".

"There are no cars, there are only planes and rockets."

That's a stupid statement as well.

Ok, my mistake. Wasn't sure how you were meaning.

[windows_x_seven]

Do not turn the Magic Boulder to xenon.

[lukeoftheaura]

don't try to teach the magic boulder algebra

[Majorjim!]

All these worlds are yours, except magic boulder. Attempt no landing there.

[CheesySquid279]

Do not roundhouse kick the magic boulder.

[WinkAllKerb'']

Do not time out with the magic boulder.

[ChillinMcMillan]

Do not sing the main KSP theme off-key to the Magic Boulder.