Robotengineer Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 ROSETTA AND PHILAE ARE A HOAX, WE NEVER LANDED ON ITAfter all, neither NASA nor the ESA has put a man on the relatively stationary Moon since 1972 (allegedly) and its only 249,000 miles away from Earth. Conversely, the 67P comet is some 310,000,000 miles away from Earth and moving at 23.6 miles per second. Therefore, the likelihood that a 10-year old spacecraft landed on the comet first try around is highly improbable to say the least.Maths? Pfft.Evidence:1. No Video Footage (GREAT START! SCREW TELEMETRY AND PICTURES!)2. No Real-Time Communication (Who needs light speed, anyways?)3. No Aerodynamic Shape (Vacuum? PFFT!)4. No Stars (Duh, asteroids don't reflect light)5. No Fiery Glow (Asteroids = Mini-stars)6. No Vapor Trail (Halley's comet has a vapor trail, 67P doesn't. FAKE LANDING!!1!1!!1)7. No Space Sheer (Philae was only able to get 2 of its legs in contact with the comet, but stood upright in space. A chair can't stand on three legs. Ignore that 67p Gravity ≠Earth Gravity. )8. Suspicious Names (Rosetta? ROSETTA STONE!)]9. Technological Contradictions (If reports are to be believed, Rosetta and Philae are now “Tweeting†from deep space. We can barely get reliable cellular and Wi-Fi service on Earth yet these spacecraft are Tweeting in real time from 310,000,000 miles away? Even stranger, it was reported on November 15, 2014, that Philae is “asleep†after its batteries ran out. One would think that the ESA would have installed batteries that last longer than 72-hours but clearly that’s not the case. Chances are it’s a convenient way of ending the conversation about the highly improbable comet landing before it even gets started. Needless to say, the technological contradictions surrounding the mission are red flags which suggest that the event never transpired in reality.)And finally, 10. 2014 Asteroid Attack (The landing was made by CIA to condition the masses for the man-made asteroid attack of 2014.) jesus christ someone get me out of hereEveryone of these nutters that I have seen has a donate button... It makes me wonder if they are all just doing it for the money? (Kinda like a certain cable news network?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrainEngie Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 Everyone of these nutters that I have seen has a donate button... It makes me wonder if they are all just doing it for the money? (Kinda like a certain cable news network?)Yah, THAT news company. fox newsI have nothing to say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisSpace Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 ROSETTA AND PHILAE ARE A HOAX, WE NEVER LANDED ON ITMy reaction: Infinity minus one, translated from German to English. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinglet Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 There is a dark side of the Moon, it just changes during the lunar cycle.The "dark side" is actually a misnomer for the side of the moon that always faces away from us. It's dark from our perspective as it's very hard to explore and get a signal from, but it has a day and night cycle too, so it's not permanent darkness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DowncastParadox Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 "It's true, a car protects you from lightning. Because of the rubber tires." Basically what one of my teachers said one day. Funny thing is, I watched a CGP Grey video the previous night saying how cars are faraday cages, and that's how they protect you.I had a facepalm in my head when the teacher said that, and very nearly had one IRL.I find it especially troubling how your teacher just ignores that lightning travels huge distances through the air and is able to split big trees in half, yet suggests it could be stopped by puny car tires. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KerbMav Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 Everyone of these nutters that I have seen has a donate button... It makes me wonder if they are all just doing it for the money? (Kinda like a certain cable news network?)Should quitting my job and having more time for gaming really be that easy ... ?I find it especially troubling how your teacher just ignores that lightning travels huge distances through the air and is able to split big trees in half, yet suggests it could be stopped by puny car tires.I am so lucky that I never had to deal with stubborn teachers like that. It seems they are really more like priests, preaching third-hand truth from their old text books. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robotengineer Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 Pluto Debate Solved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Phil Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 The "dark side" is actually a misnomer for the side of the moon that always faces away from us. It's dark from our perspective as it's very hard to explore and get a signal from, but it has a day and night cycle too, so it's not permanent darkness.Yes, I know. That particular side is only dark when the moon is full, and other sides are dark at different times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Windspren Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 "Electricity has nothing to do with electrons. That's called a chemical reaction" -- 7th grade science teacher Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinkAllKerb'' Posted July 25, 2015 Share Posted July 25, 2015 when in a restaurant: "what are you going to choose ?" asked by someone else than the waiter/waitress/facepalm 99,87% of time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnionPacific1983WP Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 *random youtube commenter looks at US $1 bill in a video looking at what all of the things on the dollar bill mean*Comments: "What does the 1 in the four corners mean?"Here's proof...I don't even...At least his youtube channel probably ​isn't filled with 30 copies of the X-Files soundtrack... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinkAllKerb'' Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Windows_3.1x ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
windows_x_seven Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Windows_3.1x ¯\_(ツ)_/¯You think you can insult MY family, playa? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Technical Ben Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 Joking about "adding more struts" and the actual comments made (possibly in reference to KSP) by the spaceX team on another site got me downvoted for the "weight problems" involved. Yey internet for not getting the joke, except the poster who said they "should roll back a version so it's a massless dragless strut". Even more subtle a joke! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinkAllKerb'' Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 (edited) when you open some thread around the forum and think: why i m not surprised you(s) reacted to this topics ; ) xDr Edited July 26, 2015 by WinkAllKerb'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamowin Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=63055.0#.VbV9bflViTwI mean, the website as a whole is crackpot nonsense, but this post really stood out to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Phil Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=63055.0#.VbV9bflViTwI mean, the website as a whole is crackpot nonsense, but this post really stood out to me.I'm crying inside... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisSpace Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 Okay, so the other day I was doing stuff with my friend, and then this happened:Hey Chris, wanna see a cool trick I got off a youtube video?Me: Is this going to be like the train thing?No, no, I promise.Okay, so first question, what do you see here?AMe: Well, it looks like the letter A.I'm sorry but that's wrong. The correct answer was the color red.Me: Oh, okay. I get it now.Next question. What do you see here?AMe: Well, it must be the color blue.Wrong again. The correct answer was the letter A.Me: Wait, but you said-Next question. What do you see here?AMe: Okay, it's the letter A colored grey.Wrong again.Me: What the ****!?The correct answer was the letter A colored light black.Me: ... that's enough ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Columbia Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 (edited) Okay, so the other day I was doing stuff with my friend, and then this happened:Hey Chris, wanna see a cool trick I got off a youtube video?Me: Is this going to be like the train thing?No, no, I promise.Okay, so first question, what do you see here?AMe: Well, it looks like the letter A.I'm sorry but that's wrong. The correct answer was the color red.Me: Oh, okay. I get it now.Next question. What do you see here?AMe: Well, it must be the color blue.Wrong again. The correct answer was the letter A.Me: Wait, but you said-Next question. What do you see here?AMe: Okay, it's the letter A colored grey.Wrong again.Me: What the ****!?The correct answer was the letter A colored light black.Me: ... that's enough ...Ah, yes, I recall that from a video I saw myself! It was a parody of "Brain Games."At one point, he referred to "A" as a 90 degree tilted, unfinished Pac-Man drawing eating a Tic-Tac. I was choking out of laughter.Okay, kinda off-topic.. Edited July 27, 2015 by Columbia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Windspren Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 Again from my 7th grade science teacher:"You can see atoms with electron microscopes."Facepalm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinglet Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 Again from my 7th grade science teacher:"You can see atoms with electron microscopes."Facepalm.It's electron scan microscope. You can't really see the atoms with them, but you can scan them and know they are there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
windows_x_seven Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=63055.0#.vbv9bflvitwi mean, the website as a whole is crackpot nonsense, but this post really stood out to me.whyexplain to me, why Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
razark Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 Yey internet for not getting the joke...You really expect people to get an inside joke based off of a small corner of the internet?Granted, in a discussion about SpaceX, I'd expect a slightly higher percentage than usual, but still... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woksaus Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=63055.0#.VbV9bflViTwI mean, the website as a whole is crackpot nonsense, but this post really stood out to me.He must be a troll, right? Right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
problemecium Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 "I'd like some chicken tenders please, but only the small ones. The big ones have too many antibodies and that makes them taste funny." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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