The Kerbal Way!

[mythbusters844]

Making maps while cruising through the atmosphere at Mach 12 protected by nothing other than a t-shirt and jeans.

Getting a cold.

[Dman979]

Getting a cold in your capsule.

Walking the dog

[FireFaced]

Walking the green dog in zero-G

Playing KSP

[Ferdoni]

Playing KSP while waiting for a Eeloo encounter 2 years away

Sitting behind my desk

[Joshwoo70]

While playing ksp.. wait for that 1h manuver to finish

Sleeping.

[Xannari Ferrows]

While also not sleeping.

Having a nice, cold glass of ____________

[Endersmens]

Oxidizer.

Cleaning

[megatiger78]

PURGE IT IN THE FLAME... of an SRB

WORSHIPING THE EMPERAH!

[Endersmens]

Worshiping the emperor, only to accidentally throw him off his groove. \

Racing

[megatiger78]

ON SRBS AROUND THE MUN!

(not that EMPERAH, the mankind EMPERAH)

RIDING THE BAAAAANNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEBLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEE

[Endersmens]

I'm not sure what you said.

Misunderstanding things.

[Dman979]

Misunderstanding and hearing "Radial" when Mission Control said "radical," and then proceeding to burn radially into the planet.

Controling.

[Endersmens]

controlling the kraken by using a kraken drive.

Taking a picture.

[Dman979]

Taking a picture of an interplanetary ship's RUD.

Listening to music.

[Robotengineer]

Listening to The Blue Danube Waltz while docking with a ring station.

Watching a movie.

[Endersmens]

^ I'm gonna do that from now on

but anyways, hooking up a TV to the cockpit window for a more "realistic simulation"

Cleaning

[problemecium]

"Cleaning" by incinerating the mess using something vaguely resembling a nitro-boosted drag racer. Or maybe a lawnmower.

Now try brushing your teeth. Both of them.

[RAINCRAFTER]

How, by doing it with an SRB? Maybe.

"What video game should we play?" "Oh,how about ______."

[problemecium]

Now what would be the Kerbal way of flushing a toilet?

[Endersmens]

replacing the flush handle with a big red "abort" button XD

Doing sports

[Orange_Slime_]

In the KISS (Kerbal international space fart)

PotatOS taking over your...

[Findthepin1]

…computer?

Try PotatOS today! Featuring an amazing 4 kilobytes of RAM, 4 kilomunches of lamb, a self-recharging battery, and an easy, new baking-and-digesting disposal mechanism!

(lol no offense)

Everyone try to kerbalize eating?

[problemecium]

Build a huge Rube Koldberg machine that guzzles rocket fuel and has eight different types of engine in it, each of which is built out of several smaller engines repurposed to perform a function never intended by the creators... to put snacks in your mouth so you can keep both hands free to control the rocket. Do not, of course, think to make the machine simple and compact so that you can bring it aboard the rocket with you ;P

Now try playing checkers.

[Endersmens]

King me....with an SRB!

Up the ante with a chess game.

[TheMoonRover]

Playing a chess game with rockets as the chess pieces.

Getting the 100th post on a forum thread.