Misspell the Username!

[kerbinorbiter]

Is that Jam Kerman?

[Overfloater]

Sure looks like it, Kerbin arbeiter.

[Ultimate Steve]

I totally agree with you, Undersinker.

[Joseph Kerman]

Maybe not, Ooltimaet Steev

[kerbinorbiter]

Is that joeker?

[kerbiloid]

Kerbinorbiter... Munlander...

Wait... Oh,...

The truth is revealed.

[Joseph Kerman]

So, kerbalooid...

[NQMT]

Ah, yes. My dear friend, Josip Kormor.

[Joseph Kerman]

I dunno how EN-kyu-Em-tee can be misspelled.

[kerbiloid]

It's hard to explain to a person whose nick starts from "J" (what is it? [dzh]? [y]? [kh]? ) and ends with "ph" (why not use just "f"? or you are Indian and this is p^h ?)

At least,"er" and "a" always sound "^jo" and "ae", this is obvious.

[Joseph Kerman]

2 minutes ago, kerbiloid said:

It's hard to explain to a person whose nick starts from "J" (what is it? [dzh]? [y]? [kh]? ) and ends with "ph" (why not use just "f"? or you are Indian and this is p^h ?)

At least,"er" and "a" always sound "^jo" and "ae", this is obvious.

When did a "J" get a "K" sound, kerboliod?

[kerbiloid]

Just now, Joseph Kerman said:

When did a "J" get a "K" sound, kerboliod?

Not "k", but [kh]

Jose?

[Joseph Kerman]

1 minute ago, kerbiloid said:

Not "k", but [kh]

Jose?

[kh] is a "K" sound, korbilid.

[kerbiloid]

4 minutes ago, Joseph Kerman said:

[kh] is a "K" sound, korbilid.

Depends on a language you speak. 
Kharkov sounds [xarkov], not [karkov]

P.S.
Pronounce your name in Spanish, btw. What's the first sound? 

Edited May 10, 2017 by kerbiloid

[Overfloater]

Has to be an "M", am i right, Kirby Lloyd?

[joacobanfield]

I've found you at last!

It's Game Over, Floater.

[0111narwhalz]

Why did Joan ban Fields?

[max_creative]

Hello 9222narwhals. (9 is next to 0 and 1 is next to 2 on a keyboard. ) 

[Joseph Kerman]

Okay, maxxcreeaytivv.

[qzgy]

Do I get to post a witty response? Not really, Jesph Kermg

[TotallyNotHuman]

Hmm, asby. That's an interesting name.

(danke, autocorrect)

[NSEP]

LollalyNotMuhan?

[max_creative]

JDSO? Hello.

(This is what happens when you type way too quickly on an iPad...) 

[Shadow Wolf56]

max_kreative?

Edited May 11, 2017 by Shadow Wolf56

[Joseph Kerman]

Shadowe Wulf56?