What if?

[HoloYolo]

This game is made to get your "what if" questions answered. Lemme lay out the rules.

1. Post your "what if"

2. No side conversations.

3. YOU MUST POST A "what if"!

4. Let's keep it friendly.

5. Your answers and "what if" can be serious or silly. It's a game!

How it goes down.

Poster 1: What if bananas tasted like pineapples?

Poster 2: Then they would taste better. What if... and it goes on and on and on.

I'll start.

What if the sun was blue?

[Mad Rocket Scientist]

Then we say "once in a yellow sun"

What if planes only generated lift using the grade school model? (See Wikipedia's list of common misconceptions for more info)

[kenbobo]

Then we say "once in a yellow sun"

What if planes only generated lift using the grade school model? (See Wikipedia's list of common misconceptions for more info)

Then we'd have kid pilots.

What if a virus infected every technological device in the quadrant of the galaxy we live in?

(clicky clicky le saz)

[Xannari Ferrows]

Then you have a very fast moving virus.

What if I actually knew what I said half the time?

[Sampa]

I'd have a heart attack.

What if war of insanity was not locked?

[HoloYolo]

There would be a role-playing revolution on the forums, and the mods would have no choice but to shut down the forums forever.

What if KSP never became as popular as it is now?

[TrainEngie]

Then We wouldnt be here

What if fried chicken was more popular than bacon

[Xannari Ferrows]

Then we would live in the real world.

What if this message never existed?

[EdusacconBR]

then someome else would wrote another message

What if humans were strong enought to lift 1 ton?

[mythbusters844]

Then we would've been at Mars already.

What if New Horizons crashed into my house?

What if planes only generated lift using the grade school model? (See Wikipedia's list of common misconceptions for more info)

...

Now I feel stupid

Edited July 17, 2015 by mythbusters844

[Mad Rocket Scientist]

Well, it wouldn't impact your insurance premiums.

What if someone was, like me, an obsessive what if fan?

[NFUN]

Well, it wouldn't impact your insurance premiums.

What if someone was, like me, an obsessive what if fan?

He would continue to waste Squad's precious bandwidth and memory.

What if nobody answered these questions in a hurried, dismissive manner, eager to ask their own question at the expense of humor or wit?

Alternatively, what if I was actually fun at parties?

[Xannari Ferrows]

It'd probably be the creepy kind of fun.

What if, JUST WHAT IF... I'm not real, and you're all insane?

[HoloYolo]

Then I'd be on the way to the nearest therapist.

What if I was not here?

[Yukon0009]

Then you would not have existed.

What if Pewdipie fanboys had proper grammar?

[heng]

Then we would actually understand what they were trying to say... and would like them even less.

What if civilization came crashing down before we create a backup, i.e. nothing to continue? Space colonies, underwater cities, the AI revolution...

[Xannari Ferrows]

Then we wont be around to see the outcome.

What if there's a possibility I might be outside the atmosphere right now?

[RAINCRAFTER]

Then you'd blow up, it would be on TV, I would see it, and then I would play Dig-Dug because you blow things up in that game.

What if video games never existed?

[Mad Rocket Scientist]

Then we wouldn't be posting in the game, on a video game forum.

What if you could fly in space, like in star wars?

[Sampa]

That would be awesome!

What if the Mass Effect series was never created?

[Xannari Ferrows]

Then you probably wouldn't be here.

What if the sky was red? I'm really hoping someone will name a location.

[Sampa]

We'd be on Mars!

What if Xannari and I had never met?

[Xannari Ferrows]

Then you could never have posted that question, making me never answer, meaning you would never know this, causing you to post the question, meaning I answer with this post.

What if I didn't blow my own mind every 8 seconds?

[WinkAllKerb'']

then kim peek is a lie ; ) and we can't use computer as they don't exist in there current form ; )

what if this sentence is a question for #17 and an answer for #3 and simply a statement for #8

Edited July 17, 2015 by WinkAllKerb''
** later on ... (the funniest is that even if totally random it work amazingly well ; )

[Sampa]

then I am confused!

What if the Kerbals knew they were in a video game!