KSP Puns

[Xyphos]

Post puns about KSP. should be good for a laugh.

1. Sometimes, this game gets on my Nervas.
   
2. Baby, I like the way you TWR'k it
   

[keeper]

I kerbol-ieve it

[Goddess Bhavani]

I survey mint ice cream for science.

[SkyRender]

I was looking for outer planets, but they proved to be rather Eeloosive.

[Starhawk]

My favourite ever:

Ad astra per asparagus.

Happy landings!

[cantab]

What did Jeb score in his piloting exam?

B minmus.

What did Bob get his girlfriend for their anniversary?

A big jool.

Who at KSC works out the cost of the rockets?

Bill.

Bill: Whose is that silver thing in the sky?

Jeb: It's Mun.

How does a kerbal make a chess set?

On a laythe.

What does a kerbal put on his kitchen walls?

Tylos.

What's the most villainous journey you can take in the kerbolar system?

Eve-Vall.

There are parasites on Jool's outermost moon but I can't say any more because discussion of Pol ticks is banned on the forum.

Edited August 2, 2015 by Rainbowtrout
keep the puns child-friendly please

[kujuman]

Quit air-hogging the lighted stage, this is all just a lot of hot air--did you really think there's be a mass reaction to a thread of puns?

(I like puns :-) )

[Samniss Arandeen]

I wrecked my lunar expedition, looks like I'll have to do it all rover again. Those Munar craters are really starting to be an arch enemy.

[annallia]

There are parasites on Jool's outermost moon but I can't say any more because discussion of Pol ticks is banned on the forum.

I laughed harder than I care to admit to at that one...

[Yellowburn10]

What's the kraken's favorite toy to play with?

A Bop-it

Bob: "Jeb, how do we know if Minmus really tastes like ice cream?

Jeb: "Taste it, it's a sherbet way to find out."

Why was Bill embarrassed to look at the dwarf planet?

Because it was getting DRESsed

[wossname]

I like the simple fact that to go to space you just hit the Space bar. There's something deeply satisfying about that.

[Vanamonde]

Game-style thread moved to the game-style subforum.

[NeatCrown]

"You sure have some Ker-balls trying to do a grand tour"

"I probably ant ever going to use the LV-1 engine"

"I made a trebuchet that flung Kerbals. You could say it was Kerballistic"

Edited August 26, 2015 by NeatCrown

[Xorth Tanovar]

Those last few were just plane wrong.

"Flinging Kerbals"....I pray you at least wrote each victim a proper orbit-uary.

[Sharkman Briton]

What did Jeb say when he got into space?

Mission control, we have passed the Kerman line.

[UnionPacific1983WP]

Two drums and a cymbal fall off of the Munar arch.

[NeatCrown]

"I Mk-won a race in to Low Kerbin orbit."

"I honestly don't think I can kracken another pun."

[Spacetraindriver]

ADD MOAR BOSSTERS

That didn't work...

ADD MOAR STRUTS

[SpaceplaneAddict]

"Dude, let's play Kerball. They have bouncy heads"

[legoclone09]

Bob: Where does Kerbin's infinite supply of mint ice cream come from.

Jeb: It comes from SPAAAKKKEEEEE

get it? spak (K for Kerbal)e. No? I'm not funny? Ok. *walks away quietly*

[peachoftree]

How do kerbals act when they are falling to their deaths on a suborbital trajectory? They go ballistic!

[Generalstarwars333]

When I accidentally quickloaded to a quicksave from before I researched the stuff to make the ship whose explosion caused my to quick load and I lost several hours worth of work, I got pretty mad. In fact, you could even say I went...Kerballistic...at what had happened.

*Kerby Jackson appears* That sounds like something must've smelled...Kerfishy.