Kerbal History Reborn

[megatiger78]

Kerbal History REBORN

Rules:

1. Everyone must post in Chronological order (in order of time).

2. Must not contain obscene content.

3. Must not be longer than 3 sentence per response (DO NOT USE SUPER-DUPER LONG SENTENCES).

5. Kerbals Exist in 100, Kerbals go to space in 500, Present is 5000, Extinction of Kerbals is only past 10000, they may survive past this year.

6. NO TIME TRAVEL.

7. NO FICTIONAL COUNTIRES, that got remastered edition locked.

8. Kau, Kionicles, non-kerbal space marines (kerbal space marines may exist eventually), and other things that I forgot about, are not allowed.

9. posts must no skip 100 years.

10. no crazy events (like the mun or other celestial body blowing up, or aliens) until year 1500. (no crazy events in 1500 either).

BEGIN!

100: Kerbals being to walk Kerbin.

104: Female kerbals finally make their first appearance.

Edited September 1, 2015 by megatiger78

[HoloYolo]

110: First fire created in nozzle shaped tube. Inspired by this tube, they start to look up in wonder at night. They wonder if this thing could get them there.

Edited August 3, 2015 by HoloYolo

[MacGamer04]

130: The second test of fire created in a nozzle shaped tube is a resounding failure. 10 Kerbals dead, 78 Kerbals injured.

[megatiger78]

130.5: the result of this disaster is that for the sake of continuity with other timelines, kerbals stay in tribal behavior. no one is sure what any of the past sentence means. but it makes sense.

[problemecium]

131: Takua "The Khronikler" Kerman decides to begin a recording of Kerbal History for posterity. Unfortunately he slips on a toad-like creature and the pages of his first draft scatter in the wind, where they would later be reconstructed by at least four different historians into at least four different far-fetched and wildly inaccurate retellings of the story of Kerbalkind.

132: Looking up in wonder at the night sky, Wen Hrer Kerman (far removed ancient ancestor of the future Wernher Von Kerman) makes note of a circular region that is significantly lighter than the background and which has a greyish color. He scrawls a description of it on a piece of kapyrus, but then trips on a small pebble. The kapyrus falls into a peat bog, where it miraculously is preserved for millenia, sealing for all history that Wen Hrer was the first to discover and document the Mun (although he called it "The Grey Part of the Sky That's Sort of Roundish").

Okay I went over three sentences by a smidgen, but only two things happened xP

[Yukon0009]

133. The first bicycle is created. The first Kerbal bike stunt show also starts, starring Bedejiah Kerman, Jeb's ancestor.

[problemecium]

135: Kerbal engineering takes its first steps as a group of tinkerers at the 3rd annual Kerbal bike show unveil a super-bike consisting of six bicykles chained together into a single large vehicle, creating what is eventually recorded as the first train.

135: The wheel having been perfected, Kerbalkind deems it safe to invent the aerosol deodorant.

[EdusacconBR]

137: kerbals climb a mountain, and discover its cold up there

[Zais]

137: 7 kerbals that climbed the mountain died of flu.

138: They started the development of Snacks.

[windows_x_seven]

139: The first rocket concepts start to show up.

140: The first rocket parts are built.

141: The first concepts of "wheels" are starting to show up.

[Mad Rocket Scientist]

141.5 Wheels are outlawed as creations of the kraken, due to their bugginess during early testing.

142 With no wheels, transport is limited to walking.

143 After Silmor Kerman got tired of walking, he stowed away in a rocket, and took over manual control to fly to his destination, tragically, he was killed during landing, as the rocket had no recovery systems.

[kreutzkevic]

147 Thousands die in the great "Snack Poisoning Incident" after the production engineer at Sean's Cannery mixes up the production lines of snacks and rocket fuel. Rocket fuel perfected two weeks later.

[MrWalrus123]

148:

Some Kerbals blame the snack poisoning from the ancient Kraken, a beast from kerbal mythology, that is stated to reside in the land of Bop

[problemecium]

149: A particularly brilliant inventor, Obadiah Kerman, son of Bedejiah and ancestor of Jebediah, comes up with the novel idea of using the little rolly bits from trains as wheels. It turns out they're still buggy but a big improvement over whatever it was those other Kerbals had invented.

150: Advancements in technology have allowed Kerbalkind to progress from a tribal civilization to a medieval civilization. That same year, Thror Kerman founds the Kwarf Kingdom of Kerebor inside the Konely Mountain (so named for its konical shape).

152: Noah Kerman, acting under the instructions of a voice in his head, builds a huge boat in anticipation of "The Great Kludge".

[MrWalrus123]

153: The Great Kludge happens, it turns out to be just a little puddle of Snack Juice!

[UnionPacific1983WP]

163: Rep. of Railwinia (RORW) founded on the Island Airfield near KSC. Union Locomotive Works founded. The RORW builds a railroad across the KSC continent.

[CRITAWAKETS]

163:Kerbal population grows large.

164:The kerbal population is now 400,000.

[kiwi1960]

165 Due to over population, and no way to get off the rock, Kerbals start living underground

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166 kerbals are now afraid of the "open" and refuse to come out. KSP is born, except, "space" is outside the vault. They throw a kerbal out to see if he will survive. He does. While a few do venture out, most don't as the Kraken legend lives on. Most kerbals spend their days playing Fallout New Vegas as the irony is not lost on them.

Edited August 22, 2015 by kiwi1960

[megatiger78]

167: Wheatly kerman writes some books. he calls them kerbal history, KH2, KH3, KH X, and KH reloaded. all go insane very quickly.

[problemecium]

168: Kmaug the Light Green swoops in from the Badlands and lays waste to the Kwarf Kingdom of Kerebor. Most of the treasure is lost, but a small ring falls into a nearby river and is washed far away, where it is later found and kept secret by Bilbo Kerman.

169: Wen Hrer's son Vernor Kerman peers into the sky through a skylight in one of the underground vaults and notices a bluish smudge. He vigorously wipes the skylight, but to no avail. In a daring escapade, he ventures outside the vault to try and wipe the outside of the skylight, but upon going outside notices the bluish speck is in fact on the sky itself, becoming the first Kerbal to observe and document Minmus.

[UnionPacific1983WP]

179: The RORW's railroad begins operations.

180: The RORW rail network expands to include all major cities on Kerbin, stretching to all nations' major cities. After a bad experience with building a pier on the ocean, there are no bridges across any bodies of water.

[TrainEngie]

Well, you want modern trains? I'll give you modern.

181: Current propulsion techs are steam engines, L/OX non-throttleable engines, and solid rocket boosters. Willville invents a solid rocket powered plane whilst Orbur invents a L/OX powered plane. Willville achieves supersonic speed at an altitude of 300 m whilst Orbur achieves 20 km flight distance.

[megatiger78]

181.5. these are all renamed to steam because insane concepts have taken their name

[UnionPacific1983WP]

182: Edison Kerman of the RORW rail network invents RTG-powered locomotives. This causes a lot less trains to be delayed due to flameout.

[Sharkman Briton]

183: Vernor Kerman messes around with liquid fuel a bit, accidently sets a bit on fire, causing his little shack to start spinning and turning, thus inventing the Vernor engine.