Explain that to the insurance agency

[Dark Junior]

Uh... blame Qwi Xux (Star Wars nerds will get it)

Master chief punched your car

[max_creative]

Blame him. Not me. 

My avatar gets a random Santa hat.

[RA3236]

I don't have a car.

Hey, look! Kerbals!!!

[max_creative]

Yawn. Not falling for the made you look. 

I suddenly stop posting for one week!

Edited April 9, 2016 by max_creative
(Spring break)

[KAL 9000]

Your PC/phone/whatever gets lost, and it takes a week to find it.

You leave Mark Kerman behind on Duna.

[max_creative]

Duna Storm. 

And BTW we leave for the airport in 15 min and I'm not bringing the iPad. 

Your names turns into 0009 LAK

[RA3236]

And I go to a mod and ask about it.

BTW, good ninja... By an hour.

max_creative decides to stop posting so much.

[Dark Junior]

KSP fried his computer

A fully-automatic sniper-shotgun is invented, and immediately misused.

[RocketSquid]

Why is this a problem? It's way more useful this way, as propulsion.

A rocket explodes during launch, destroying the entire KSC.

[Delfinus]

The rocket was carrying a nuke to obliterate orbital debris.

 

An airplane randomly disintegrates during flight.

Edited April 10, 2016 by DolphinDude3

[EliasDanger]

Must have been faulty duct-tape.

 

You accidentally adjust a giant asteroid's trajectory directly into Kerbin's most populated city.

[Dark Junior]

I thought I saw a spider.

You accidentally crash Jebediah's favourite rocket car into KSC

[RocketSquid]

Trust us, he would've done it if we hadn't

The VAB falls onto the astronaut complex, setting off a rube goldberg machine type sequence that destroys the entire KSC, plus everything in LKO.

[Mjp1050]

Again?

...All your text renders on the right side of the screen

Edited April 14, 2016 by Mjp1050

[0111narwhalz]

Sorry, meant to press this button.

Suddenly, all your text is hard to read...eup w!jjojapi

Edited April 14, 2016 by 0111narwhalz
Yes, the string of gibberish is words. You just have to look at it from a "different perspective."

[spacebrick3]

Your text is hard to read because... you don't have eyes that see in the right spectrum! BLAME EVOLUTION!

All navigation is lost from your 750-kerbal station heading into solar orbit.

[0111narwhalz]

Dammit, Jeb! I told you, slide rules aren't acceptable with this kind of stakes!

Your system-wide RemoteTech network goes dark.

[cubinator]

It was nighttime, so the janitor turned off the lights. Or, well, that really looked like a light switch.

All your rocket manuals have mirror-image text, and there are no mirrors on the rocket.

Edited April 15, 2016 by cubinator

[SpaceplaneAddict]

Blame Bob. Who's Bob?!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Rocket worth the life savings of the whole Earth combined is destroyed. By a kid. The kid tapped the rocket.

[RA3236]

The kid has been trailed and executed. I am cruel.

Max_Creative decides to decide posting again.

Seriously, he has stopped.

[JebKeb]

The Psirens sucked you in.

A 4 dimensional dodecahedronic spheroid UFO is spotted by Jeb.

[EliasDanger]

Jeb just had a bad reaction to some experimental mushrooms someone accidentally mixed in with his snacks.

The Kerbal International Space Station loses all life support.

[cubinator]

It was detached temporarily to move it to a different docking port 5 minutes later! Geez, why does everyone have to overreact to everything?

Someone stole the Mun.

[max_creative]

Blame Thompberry Kerman. 

BTW I'm back! @RA3236 did you miss me? 

The next chapter of the saga of emiko station don't come out.

[Mjp1050]

Ummmm... Moving on...

Jeb and Val start a race to see who can circumnavigate Kerbin faster...