Explain that to the insurance agency

[EliasDanger]

Just doing the galaxy a favor.

 

The Space X reusable first stage lands on the Vatican.

 

Edit: you ninjad me, but didnt give a disaster to explain so your post doesnt count. 

Edited April 24, 2016 by EliasDanger

[spacebrick3]

It was their way of informing most of the world about it.

You run out of solar power on the way to a Mun landing and crash.

[Delfinus]

Blame the Aliens who turned off Kerbol, not us.

*Puts on another tin foil hat*

A Jool system exploration ship crashes into Laythe.

Edited April 25, 2016 by DolphinDude3

[EliasDanger]

I guess that's what happens when Kerbals go on long deep space voyages. They just mentally break down and crash their ship into the most Kerbin like celestial body they can find. So we...uh...I guess we'll just stick with probes from now on. Lesson learned.

 

Jeb get's EVA'd during aerobraking on Eve. He does not have his wing-suit on, or an umbrella. Um...his parachute doesn't work either. Jeb dies, is what I'm getting at.

 

[spacebrick3]

He must have (puts on sunglasses) Eve-V-A'd!

KAC gets your transfer window wrong and you send 40,000,000 Funds worth of probes to an elliptical, inclined solar orbit.

[V7 Aerospace]

you noticed afterwards that you set the wrong time because of your failure to convert 12 hour time to 24 hour time correctly.

you have toured the Joolian moons collecting science, only to find out you don't have a transmitter on the probe.

[SpaceplaneAddict]

Return it to Kerbin or we revole your funds forever.

 

Dres expedition turns into Sun diving expedition when someone made a song turn.

[Delfinus]

They atleast managed to drag Dres along with them into the Sun, so I suppose that makes up for it.

The Minmus Base explodes.

[EliasDanger]

Who cares? We'll land another one, it's easy!

 

You send an expensive science expedition to Dres, only to find out it's just a mop, and #DresIsALie

[spacebrick3]

You can get science from a mop just as well as Dres, right?

You clip through the terrain after your parachute fails and go shooting off at 2x the speed of light.

[cubinator]

WHEEEE!!!!!!

You land a lander on the sun, plant a flag, then a black hole opens up and swallows the Mun.

[max_creative]

Blame the black hole who is GalacticVoyager 

your forget struts and the whole ksc gets destroyed 

[Kepler68]

The engineer was turned off

you hit the insurance company with a 4.3 gigaton hydrothermal nuclear missle

[spacebrick3]

Who do you need to explain that to?

The aforementioned nuclear missile detonates inside the VAB during construction.

[cubinator]

We were trying to test the deployment mechanism but accidentally pressed the detonation button.

A giant blob of molten lead falls on your house, destroying it.

Edited May 19, 2016 by cubinator

[RocketSquid]

To be honest, I have even less of an idea how that happened than they do.

The rocket explodes before it was even finished.

[quasarrgames]

A software glitch with the engine testing mechanism. Complete accident.

You say "yo're a big fat stinky head" or something equally immature to the CEO of the insurance agency

 

[Docktorwho]

Sorry I Have A Split Personality, And Both Sides Hate You

 

Deep Space Kraken Happens While Constructing in the VAB

[DaMachinator]

All Kraken attacks are considered acts of God. 

You stall your training jet and crash into the water, but the pilot survives. 

[RocketSquid]

I blame birds. Also, the pilot is definitely dead, and has been replaced by his identical twin with the same name. Now give us our life insurance!

Your ship smashes a hole in your station during docking procedures.

[Rai1102]

Bob tried to dock

 

Your Duna Nuclear Bomber drops nukes on the KSC

[Kerbinchaser]

25 minutes ago, Rai1102 said:

Bob tried to dock

 

Your Duna Nuclear Bomber drops nukes on the KSC

It was a miscalculation. 

Your ship explodes, sending debris all over the Kerbol system.

[Rai1102]

4 hours ago, Lo Var Lachland said:

It was a miscalculation. 

Your ship explodes, sending debris all over the Kerbol system.

Mistakes were made...

 

You ACTUALLY succeed in nuking Duna, thus destroying invaluable common heritage of Kerbalkind

EDIT: And also destroying possible life-forms living in Dunese (I don´t know how to write that) soil

Edited June 23, 2016 by Rai1102

[Kerbinchaser]

28 minutes ago, Rai1102 said:

Mistakes were made...

 

You ACTUALLY succeed in nuking Duna, thus destroying invaluable common heritage of Kerbalkind

EDIT: And also destroying possible life-forms living in Dunese (I don´t know how to write that) soil

Jeb went on a crazy rocket flying spree. 

And besides, the lifeforms were only aliens. Not our world, not our problem.

[Rai1102]

Error 404 Situation not found

 

Your DDV (Duna Descent Vehicle) burns up in Dunese atmosphere