Kerbal Restaurant

[krona14]

Hello everyone! I need some help

For my web design class we need to make a website for a fake restaurant (I does not have to be serious so humor away!). I need a some good ideas for the name as well as the food server there, try to make it kerbal based but if you have a really go joke just go for it.

Here is the URL, there is nothing there now and i will be working on basic versions of it so dont judge the basic HTML start!

TheLunchPad

-Thanks LePengiun

Edited September 20, 2015 by krona14

[More Boosters]

Serve snacks and orange-flavored rocket fuel.

[Xacktar]

Hmmm. How about 'The Launch Pad!' for the name then having a running joke on the site where you use 'Launch' in place of 'Lunch.'

You could have different burger sizes set in stages. A One-Stage burger has only one patty, but they go up to a Three-stage.

Instead of 'Well' or Medium' you get 'Full Throttle or Half-throttle'

*thinks of more bad puns*

Milkshakes called Moonshakes and come with little rocket ship straws.

[More Boosters]

Hmmm. How about 'The Launch Pad!' for the name then having a running joke on the site where you use 'Launch' in place of 'Lunch.'

You could have different burger sizes set in stages. A One-Stage burger has only one patty, but they go up to a Three-stage.

Instead of 'Well' or Medium' you get 'Full Throttle or Half-throttle'

*thinks of more bad puns*

Milkshakes called Moonshakes and come with little rocket ship straws.

Hah, nice pun.

Cocktails could be called Boosters for that quick energy boost.

[luizopiloto]

Eve's Slice... an Purple cake with berries on top...

and can have some astronaut foods too...

and the place can be called Kerbonaut's

[LordFerret]

Of course - you're going to serve Mystery Goo, yes?

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Wow... I just noticed your avatar. Back in 2000, I had the exact same graphic only it read "Forums Patrolled By LordFerret"... I was a forums administrator back then.

[adsii1970]

And what about an "asteroid menu" for the Kerbi-kiddies...

[_stilgar_]

Hmmm. How about 'The Launch Pad!' for the name then having a running joke on the site where you use 'Launch' in place of 'Lunch.'

How about... Space Bar?

[krona14]

Of course - you're going to serve Mystery Goo, yes?

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Wow... I just noticed your avatar. Back in 2000, I had the exact same graphic only it read "Forums Patrolled By LordFerret"... I was a forums administrator back then.

Mystery Goo is a delicacy! also that is awesome, ferrets are the best!

[FlyingPete]

How about... Space Bar?

It did take me a while to figure out that the spacebar is literally a bar you push when you want to go to space

[Alshain]

Just don't forget the Minmus Mint Ice Cream.

[Scotius]

Don't forget to add the Kraken Chow to the menu - it doesn't need to be seafood Burning Eeloo - ice cream doused in alcohol and set on fire. Mission Failure - green pea soup. And of course Asparagus Launcher - a dish of asparagus stalks with hot sauce

[Elthy]

How abot making the whole world your restaurant and deliver your meals with ICBMs?

[krona14]

How abot making the whole world your restaurant and deliver your meals with ICBMs?

YES! now they are called: "inter-continental ballistic meals"

[FishInferno]

Hmmm. How about 'The Launch Pad!' for the name then having a running joke on the site where you use 'Launch' in place of 'Lunch.'

You could have different burger sizes set in stages. A One-Stage burger has only one patty, but they go up to a Three-stage.

Instead of 'Well' or Medium' you get 'Full Throttle or Half-throttle'

*thinks of more bad puns*

Milkshakes called Moonshakes and come with little rocket ship straws.

I love this so much. But I would change it to "The Lunch Pad" as a pun. I really like the burger idea

[DrMarlboro]

you cant forget the Minmus ice cream....

[LordFerret]

Kraken Custard - on the dessert menu

The Out-gassing Lounge - bathroom

Time-Warp - an alcoholic beverage/cocktail served at the bar

"Valentina" - a non-alcoholic beverage served at the bar, equivalent to a "Shirley Temple"

Docking Ports - instead of parking spaces, MK3 vehicles always welcome

Frozen Nitrogen Ice Slushies, in various flavors - for the kids

a "Monopropellants Menu" section - for those who are "Oxidizer Intolerant"

The restaurant could also be equipped with the SCANseat v10 - the ultimate in table seating reservation systems

And of course, all meal preparations are overseen by MechChef - the universe renowned cook

PayPal accepted

[Bill Phil]

How about Milliway's? It's the Restaurant at the end of universe!

[wx7]

Minmus Ice Cream.

Both of us would be pleased to have that in the menu.

[adsii1970]

Spaghetti and Meteors with a side of hand battered Kracken!

[StrandedonEarth]

Kraken Kalamari

"The Lunch Pad" is good. There's a place here called Booster Juice (healthy smoothie-type stuff) which I think must be worked into your project.

[peachoftree]

The plus side of any space restaurant is that it can be an extremely efficient space vehicle via the strange and unusual natural force of bistromathics.

[Plume & Akakak]

"You cannot time warp faster than 1x while your dish is under preparation."

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Also :

- "Yes, we even serve gruel. Do you prefer it liquid or solid, sir ?"

- "A cupola of coffee, maybe ?"

- "Jeez, it's always the same story, the kid wants his graviolis..."

- ice cream nosecones (don't keep the pointy end towards space)

- the inevitable 2HOT chili sauce.

[Rath]

Some sort of alcoholic beverage called 'Hydrazine' or 'Space Pruno'

[Xannari Ferrows]

"Vegetable Assembly Building"

A section laid out like a large salad buffet.

"Spaceplane Hamburger"

A buffet to grab grilled food.

"Lunch Pad"

Dining area.

Just some silly ideas. Maybe I should go with dessert names?

A scoop of Minmus pudding? Maybe some Mun rock candy as well? Perhaps even a Dunaght! Or would you prefer plain ol' Ike's cream?

Just some water? Fresh from Laythe! Or maybe some Bop?

Edited September 19, 2015 by Xannari Ferrows